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Gay But Not Gay Best Friend

A friend so close, you can send nudes and they'll either compliment you in a way that's uplifting, and not sexual, or they'll make fun of you because they're an asshole. The will talk about the guys you talk to, and act like they want in their pants, bends most of them want in your pants. It's a balancement for you. Your gay but not gay best friend, would reply to a random person who attempts to get with you, or they would reply to nudes someone random has sent you. They will probably roast you from time to time because of the mistakes you've made. Which friends don't remind other friends of their mistakes, but a gay but not gay BEST friend will, so perhaps you'll be reminded, and learn from the mistakes you've made. If one of your exes that cheated on you tries to get back with you... you're gay but not gay best friend will confront him, so you don't have to say anything. A gay but not gay best friend, is a friend for life. Cherish them, and call them an asshole from time to time. Can also be pronounced (Not Gay But Gay Best Friend)
My Gay But Not Gay Best Friend told my ex to fuck off, and suck on a STD infested clit.
by _Foogle_Fish_ July 25, 2016
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gay loser

The lowest man on the totem pole. Completely the worse kind of loser a dude could be. Extreme loser. Sometimes used with "fuckin'" just to add more oomph.
That dude's a gay fuckin loser.
by Anonymous August 21, 2003
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gay kevin

Some Guy named kevin, who probably lives in ohio
"man, gay kevin just keeps getting gayer"

Luis: yo did you see kevin?
Max: i don't know anyone named kevin, just someone named Gay Kevin
Luis: oh yeah, Gay Kevin, what a queer
by RUHyped4Odyssey July 13, 2019
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Gay Slut

Gay sluts are very rare...but real.
Gay sluts are gay but they will hit on men and women.
Sommer.
In a sentence: Sommer is a gay slut.
by LLSamSam October 8, 2008
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gay cockin'

marc is such a gay cocker, that he was obsessed with john mayer (ben)
by Rob Balintine November 19, 2003
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Gay As Porter

Usually meaning your extremely gay, or one of those fags that rides a harley, and can also mean that you have turrets and are painfully awkward.
Guy: Hey whats up*twitches*

Girl: WTF?

Guy: So you wanna get down and dirty?*(twitches)

Girl: Why the fuck are you twitching so much?

Gay as porter is typically shortened to "GAP"
by AldrichAmes September 19, 2010
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gay shit

its when after you're done defecating (poop) and you're anus hurts.
person 1: yo, i just took a gay shit my ass hole hurts right now!
person 2: bro i hate when that shit happens
by chadly fergison May 30, 2018
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