cum recipe

When something makes you horny it is a cum recipe.

"Damn! She don't got nothing on except for that Celtics jersey. That's a cum recipe!"
"When she rocks her natural hair that's a cum recipe."

by higherthanspiderman June 10, 2021

cum monster

giant piles of cum

the cum monster

by kkkaaakkkl June 22, 2021

cum stain

a reference to a person who did something wrong.

i.e. my god that guy is such a cum stain
i.e. dude don't be a cum stain let's go.

by jamigre October 5, 2003

Cum Caddy

A person that assists in your orgasm and may even give pointers on how to cum easier, take longer or may not know jack and are there only for a summer job anyways.

John used his cum caddy to make life easier on himself.

by deniedcorpse October 14, 2009

cum sweat

the sweat one breaks into during a great sex session

I broke a good cum sweat last night while I was boning my girl.

by JMGK October 9, 2008

cum and beans

an exclaimation about cum and beans

"Shit. That asshole is like cum and beans!!"

by Sack Smack November 6, 2007

cum squat

a large spot of cum on one's blue ae tank.

a taquito dick dropping.

yo shayna what's on your shirt? oh that's just cum squat. no biggie......

by emmmmmmmm August 29, 2007