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anal assist

when a guy is plowing a girl and his homie pulls up and goes in for the anal assist
don't worry dawg I got you with the ~anal assist~ (said in a cod voice similar to "insta kill")
by angstyjuul May 7, 2021
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Anally.

A word that can be affixed to the end of any sentence, as long as it makes grammatical sense. It can also be phrased as a question. This trend started in Bournemouth, England, circa 2016.
Form 1 (statement form)
Person 1: I'm going to have lunch
Person 2: Anally.

Form 2 (question form)
Person 1: Can you get me a drink?
Person 2: Anally?
by fourty365 March 13, 2024
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anal martini

A scammer featured on the YouTube channel Trilogy Media.
"I'm looking for Anal Martini, I was talking to him earlier." -Ashton Bingham on Trilogy Media.
by Zach on krack August 15, 2023
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Spitting Anal

When you ejaculate in a female's asshole and it projectile launches back at your chest
"i just came in ur ass"
"here have it back, time for a spitting anal"
by Mylifeisfuckedup May 18, 2017
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anal planking

Sticking a rigid item into the ass and then balancing ones entire weight on said item Ones body lays in a traditional horizontal planking stance perpendicular to the anally inserted item to be considered anal planking
"Damn Jimmy! Have you been working out? Your ass looks amazing!"

"Actually I take 15 minutes everyday for anal planking. Clenching the cheeks to keep from being impailed through your rectum is the most effective workout!"
by moosedjelly February 6, 2025
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anal mole

The sphincter that does not reliably keep information from being leaked out, this mole takes pleasure in permitting the worse offenses to occur in public or in compromising situations for its sadistic pleasure.
I was in the elevator with my supervisor when to my horror, my anal mole perpetrated an act of war. I've made promises of more fiber, but instead I serve him ice cream and shit and he responds with merciless retributive force.
by BigLud October 20, 2019
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anal leprechauns

The type of leprechaun that causes itching and can only be dispelled by anal sex or laxatives.
Baby, I got a pot of gold waiting for you. I just need you to defeat my anal leprechauns.
by Gorgonga May 20, 2024
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