Alex

Where do I begin... Alex is one of those guys who is never going to be your top pick. He is never gonna have the sexiest body. He is never even gonna have a killer dick. But, what does Alex have? Money and time. When you are desperate, you are gonna go over to Alex's house, he will be ready to pay you for whatever you preform on him. It feels so wrong, after all, he lives just .4 miles away from the daddies on the path. However, everyone needs to start low and work their way up the latter. That is why Alex is there, he is just a starting point to sluttyness.

"Fuck man I just gave Alex head cuz I needed $20"

"Isn't he only 5 inches???"
"Yeah but it had to be done, I am taking the big d!ck tomorrow."

by D_sukaifykykyk August 14, 2022

Alex Burden

Only love in life is FORTNITE and touches himself over a sad game called COC!

Has a worrying attraction for girls who are way out of everyone’s leagues. Also likes anyone who his muscular and sexy friend Henry does.

Abused by his parents Sue and Chester.

Elijah 8——— Alex

Alex Burden stealthy crawled towards the being known as Holly, full of sexual intentions.

by The Alex Burden April 9, 2019

Alex

Loves Sakura More then anything And never will like Yuri. Has a wall kink and still loves Sakura

"hey have you seen Alex" "yeah he is after Sakura"

by FearingKarma October 11, 2021

Alex

A man of many talents. A guy who can “juggle” whatever is thrown his way. He is a leader…. more precisely a “ring leader” at that. He loves playing with kids and blowing them animal shaped balloons at birthday parties. Alex was a class clown in highschool but is now just a clown in his adulthood. He is a b*tch.

Alex “the king clown”
Alex loves mushroom Swiss burgers. I love that guy.

by Connor crawlspace guy November 23, 2021

Alex

One of the most thoughtful and caring people ever. He's tall and adorable, and he makes you laugh and smile no matter what mood you're in. He surrounds himself with loyal and trustworthy friends. If your boyfriend's name is Alex, you are the luckiest human ever. Everyone needs an Alex to brighten up their day.

Alex has a wonderful personality.

by HEEEEEEEEEheeeeeeeeeee October 7, 2020

Alex kapsalis

Ledgend

Pussy pounder

Threat to daughters virginity

Baller

Dangerous

Alex kapsalis is theo but better

Alex kapsalis is taller than theo

by Tony DiNozzo of NCIS October 10, 2022

Alex

A fucking madman; usually someone who would post inappropriate jokes on the main channel of a public school discord, get told to stop, but never gets banned because his jokes are actually funny. Legend is also an appropriate title, but not used as often.

Friend: Did you see what (Person) posted on Discord} last night?
Other Friend: How did he even think of that? He's such an Alex!

by Unnamed Extra May 7, 2020