December 1

Torture your shortest friend

December 1 is the day where we torture short people for being so underdeveloped.

by hugejass December 1, 2023

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by ⁱ July 8, 2021

(n-1) tier

Whereas a modern web software application has separate layers for presentation (user interface), business logic, and storage etc. (because modular construction is easier to build and debug) it is usually called an "n-tier architecture", where n represents the number of modules or layers. It is much more secure and robust than the "old way" (1-tier), where one machine was the web server, file server, database, and firewall. A program which has illogical or insufficient rules (i.e. absence of business logic) can be termed "(n-1) tier", as a crucial part (usually the part that makes the software smart or helpful) has obviously been omitted by scatterbrained developers, detached managers, clueless requirements analysts, dumb pilot members, etc.

Employee A: Did you submit your travel costs yet?
Employee B: No, our stupid online expense system kept giving me a cryptic error.
Employee A: Yup, that EOM app is an (n-1) tier system...

Boss: I need you to fix your time charges for last week. You entered 45 hours instead of 4.5 hours on Wednesday.
Subject: Must've been a fat-finger. Too bad our accounting system can't catch that obvious error. It's just another (n-1) tier waste of code.

by k3for June 3, 2010

1:13

something that legends skip on Streets

I SKIPPED 1:13 I AM A LEGEND

by king_D__ June 5, 2023

#1 dad salute

When you flip off your dad because you’re pissed at him

My dad gave me grief about my grades so I gave him the #1 dad Salute

by sidmon69 October 24, 2019

John 1:14

A cool Bible verse that says: And the Word became flesh and dwelt among us, and we beheld His glory, the glory as of the only begotten of the Father, full of grace and truth.

Person 1: Yo bro have you heard of John 1:14
Person 2: No, what is that?
Person 1: Its a cool Bible verse it says: And the Word became flesh and dwelt among us, and we beheld His glory, the glory as of the only begotten of the Father, full of grace and truth.

by IFuckingHateEve November 24, 2023

1 Peter 1:15

Basically used in simple future tense. Can be described as offering sympathy or empathy for someone who’s made mistake towards you or someone you know in which affects your relationship with them. Casts a thought of forgiveness and shows they too deserve it.

“Give the man another chance, he’s sorry”
“He promises it won’t happen again”
“Give Ryker another chance he’s sorry”
“Show him 1 Peter 1:15 he’s really sorry”

by BIGMAN2405 January 16, 2024