A person who can slow down or "Lag" their digestive system so they can't crap for very long periods of time.
Jon: "dude, I just found out that I am an Anal Lagger"
Xavier: dude that is freakin' amazing, can you teach me?
Jon: no.
Xavier: dude that is freakin' amazing, can you teach me?
Jon: no.
by The_MuslimiZer July 9, 2009

by Lamar Scrôdum November 20, 2020

by Crazy whiteboy October 10, 2023

by Paul Wiggins March 2, 2019

When my brother complains about his non live life hes having an anal leaking cunt dumpster moment
Anal Period .
Anal Period .
by Faygoman420 December 22, 2015

1 : a Fantasy Football prophet who according to FantasyPros accounts foretold the regular season and baptized playoffs
— called also Johnny Analytics
2 : an apostle who according to various Football traditions wrote the draft package, the three Fantasy Epistles, and the Book of Football
3 : the fourth Gospel in the New Fantasy Draft Package
— see FantasyPros
4 : any of three short didactic letters addressed to early Fantasy Football Commissioner and included in the New JFL
— see JFL Relics
— called also Johnny Analytics
2 : an apostle who according to various Football traditions wrote the draft package, the three Fantasy Epistles, and the Book of Football
3 : the fourth Gospel in the New Fantasy Draft Package
— see FantasyPros
4 : any of three short didactic letters addressed to early Fantasy Football Commissioner and included in the New JFL
— see JFL Relics
by No1anA11ison November 23, 2021

When a bowl grows a anus and gives you so much anal you precum then expode becuase of how much cum gets shoved in your ass by the bowl. You ultimately explode into thousands of little meaty bits, almost swimming in the cum that exploded with you. It paints the wall like one of your french girls and your mom comes in to congratulate you.
by Scribble_D3mon November 6, 2019
