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Guatemalan Number Two

When you have to shit so bad that even a full bottle of laxative won't make it happen
I haven't pooped in five days; I've got a real Guatemalan Number Two situation here. It's like Chernobyl in my stomach.
by hokiefez March 18, 2022
mugGet the Guatemalan Number Twomug.

cunt, two, three

yeah i know them... cunt, two, three.
by yousaidwriteapseudonym February 11, 2021
mugGet the cunt, two, threemug.

The Valley Between Two Hills

the valley between two hills is a name for either the cleavage or the gap between the pair of boobs or tits on a woman.
My good sir, have you taken a gander how deep the valley between two hills is on that lovely maiden by the bay.
by theBROOKESEY June 25, 2016
mugGet the The Valley Between Two Hillsmug.

Two legged twat monkey

by Onyx1205 October 2, 2016
mugGet the Two legged twat monkeymug.

Tinder Rule of Two

This term is a universal rule of probability. The rule states that whenever there is a picture on a dating app that contains two girls, with one of them being significantly more attractive than the other, the person whose profile you're swiping is the less attractive of the two.
When I saw Isabella pictures on Tinder I got excited when I thought she was the hot girl on the right....turns out I fell victim to the Tinder Rule of Two.
by Babiyodah September 18, 2023
mugGet the Tinder Rule of Twomug.

two baw hummer

The act of taking both the scrotum and testicles in one's mouth while humming. Usually accompanied by masturbating the hummee
Last night was awesome min, wee Sally gave me a two baw hummer and I came all over her hair
by Justascot December 10, 2020
mugGet the two baw hummermug.
<.7.9.7.6.>Glass Impaled Left Talus <&>AndA<&> Two Teeth Impaled Tongue<.7.9.7.6>
<.7.9.7.6.>Glass Impaled Left Talus <&>AndA<&> Two Teeth Impaled Tongue<.7.9.7.6>
by Adujasty343 May 22, 2025
mugGet the <.7.9.7.6.>Glass Impaled Left Talus <&>AndA<&> Two Teeth Impaled Tongue<.7.9.7.6>mug.

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