I haven't pooped in five days; I've got a real Guatemalan Number Two situation here. It's like Chernobyl in my stomach.
by hokiefez March 18, 2022

by yousaidwriteapseudonym February 11, 2021

the valley between two hills is a name for either the cleavage or the gap between the pair of boobs or tits on a woman.
My good sir, have you taken a gander how deep the valley between two hills is on that lovely maiden by the bay.
by theBROOKESEY June 25, 2016

Something funny call ya m8
by Onyx1205 October 2, 2016

This term is a universal rule of probability. The rule states that whenever there is a picture on a dating app that contains two girls, with one of them being significantly more attractive than the other, the person whose profile you're swiping is the less attractive of the two.
When I saw Isabella pictures on Tinder I got excited when I thought she was the hot girl on the right....turns out I fell victim to the Tinder Rule of Two.
by Babiyodah September 18, 2023

The act of taking both the scrotum and testicles in one's mouth while humming. Usually accompanied by masturbating the hummee
by Justascot December 10, 2020
