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Mexican Washing Machine

You go on a strict spicy Mexican food diet for a week and diarrhoea into a washing machine. You then put a person into the washing machine and put it on a 2 hour hot cycle without washing liquid.
Bro I can’t believe your nan survived the Mexican Washing Machine last night. Then again she smoked a gram of shard beforehand so I’m not overly surprised.
by Xpenix99 July 23, 2020
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Mexican Raspado

The mexican raspado is when you go to a mexican whorehouse ,and get a blowjob from a inexperienced ,cheap whore,resulting in head rash and pain.
dude we should go to tijuana ,and get some putas,<

Ok but be careful you could get a mexican raspado and that shit hurts
by devilishrumble June 20, 2010
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Drugstore Mexican

A Mexican who speaks little to no Spanish, a generic Mexican so to speak.
I'm sorry I don't speak Spanish I am Drugstore Mexican! Let me see if I can find someone who does!
by NoJuanKnows September 29, 2019
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Mexican

Eyo, God, what it do? Said Saint John, the Mexican Gentile 😉
by sxarliiit March 21, 2022
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Cowboy mexican

A mexican who's from the rural parts of Mexico tends to dress in cowboy boots and sombreros not to be confused with a redneck cowboy as the styles differ typically listen to banda and corridos and drive SUVs or trucks
Damn that cowboy mexican guys got a nice truck than hill Billy bob
by Emilio ortiz July 26, 2018
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Mexican Christmas Tree

Alike the Grand Fir, Douglas Fir, Blue Spruce, the Mexican Christmas Tree is grown as a Commodity. However, it is not a tree at all. It is a Marijuana Plant. Mexico was/is one of the top producers of flower.
*Me watching a dispensary training video: Look at the size of that Mexican Christmas tree!
by Jesus Chrisco December 26, 2023
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Mexican Backstroke

the act of doing the backstroke in some ones pool while taking a shit.
that neighbor is never allowed over here again, yesterday he did the Mexican backstroke in our pool.
by Mr Nasty says July 1, 2021
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