Mexican Slip N' Slide

The act of eating spicy Mexican food, waiting a duration and then defecating on your partner’s breast followed by sexual intercourse with said breast. If done correctly, the surface will be quite slippery and also spicy enough to burn your pee hole.

After eating Mexican Food, Johnny and Carla were feeling frisky. Carla asked Johnny to give her a Mexican Slip N' Slide . So he shit on her tits and fucked them. The burn in his pee hole didn’t stop him from finishing.

by RegD432 December 12, 2019

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Mexicans

You mean in the same way that trump was referring to a small percentage of people who crossed to border illegally and was likely referencing the article about MS-13 members dragging a 16 girl into the desert, raping her, and killing her?

Iam “Hey, no, that’s the same thing that you did there with the Mexicans thing though. Your defense of Biden is literally my defense for Trump! Why can’t things be fair? Why am I the only person who wants things to be fair?”

by Hym Iam December 7, 2022

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Mexican Starpucker

When you’re getting in position to eat ass and you get a cute little kiss on the lips from the butthole. Also known as besos de estrellas.

Dude, I was with Lisa the other night and I was about to eat her ass and she gave me a little kiss with her butthole.
No way Jose, she gave you a Mexican Starpucker!?
Way Carlito, right on the lips.

No mames güey! She gave you them besos de estrellas!

I tell you what Carlito, I’m gonna make that chica mi esposa.

by Jackmarriot Tacktheratrix December 23, 2021

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Mexican Cucumber Biscuit

A sexual act in which the male partner uses a strap on cucumber and places it between the woman's "biscuit." He then proceeds to take it out with the woman's jizz on it and feeds it to her in a forceful manner.

What did you do last night?
I gave my girl the Mexican Cucumber Biscuit.

by bigrichardcockisgay February 8, 2019

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