(verb)
This is characterized as a situation in which you blame a really rank fart on a dog, usually your own, and typically in the company of other people so nobody suspects you.
Warning: this term is only to be applied in the most dire circumstances. The result of over blame-farting is the perception that you are overly insecure about your flatulence, and everybody will begin to suspect you.
This is characterized as a situation in which you blame a really rank fart on a dog, usually your own, and typically in the company of other people so nobody suspects you.
Warning: this term is only to be applied in the most dire circumstances. The result of over blame-farting is the perception that you are overly insecure about your flatulence, and everybody will begin to suspect you.
Jack: Ah, who ripped one?!
Jen: That is putrid!
Josh: *nervously* EWWW, Fido that is disgusting. Sorry guys, Fido has been pretty gas-ish lately.
Jack: I'll say, wow.
Jen: No way, Josh. That was a total blame fart. It was you. We all know Chao Mein does it to you.
Josh: *face reddens*
Jen: That is putrid!
Josh: *nervously* EWWW, Fido that is disgusting. Sorry guys, Fido has been pretty gas-ish lately.
Jack: I'll say, wow.
Jen: No way, Josh. That was a total blame fart. It was you. We all know Chao Mein does it to you.
Josh: *face reddens*
by pi@noguy December 8, 2010
Get the Blame Fart mug.To make a fart salad first you make a salad, but then you push your but together so it fits perfectly in the salad bowl, then you release some methane into the bowl. Now this is the tricky part! You got to have some cellophane ready, because you gotta hop off that bowl, whip around, and rap it up real quick all before the flavour gets out. If you have a second pair of hands this part can be made much easier. Then you shave it up a bit and just serve it as is! Trust me when they rip off that cellophane, they'll be getting it fresh.
Sanji: I made a fart salad with my mum yesterday you want to try it.
Jackson: Oooo yea, your mum's fart salads are the best!
Jackson: Oooo yea, your mum's fart salads are the best!
by Trillby Malone March 7, 2020
Get the Fart Salad mug.(noun) A particularly potent bodily emission, notable for its lingering quality and its ability to strike down the largest of vicious beasts.
Origin: A local New Zealand TV presenter Spoonerised 'Photo-Smart', live on the air. They got the giggles, and got me thinking...
Origin: A local New Zealand TV presenter Spoonerised 'Photo-Smart', live on the air. They got the giggles, and got me thinking...
St George The Flatulent's best weapon against the mighty dragon was his indescribably foul Smoto-Fart.
by kiwikeys August 18, 2010
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person 2: What is wrong with you?
person 1: I HAVE THIS HUGE FART INSIDE OF ME!!! HEEEEELP IT'S COMING OUT!!! (RIPS A HUGE FART)
person 2: Oh my fucking god!
person 3: what's going on?
person 2: HE JUST RIPPED A HUGE FART!
person 3: are you serious right now?
person 2: What is wrong with you?
person 1: I HAVE THIS HUGE FART INSIDE OF ME!!! HEEEEELP IT'S COMING OUT!!! (RIPS A HUGE FART)
person 2: Oh my fucking god!
person 3: what's going on?
person 2: HE JUST RIPPED A HUGE FART!
person 3: are you serious right now?
by ROBLOXNoob246 September 28, 2020
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A "Rocket Fart" can only occur when there is sudden downward pressure exerted on the diaphragm, during an intense and often unexpected coughing fit. Each cough has the force to unleash a dormant fart, waiting in the rectum at very high velocity, with an afterburner effect causing intense rectal heat. Successive coughs will rapid fire rocket farts causing repeated afterburner scorching of the delicate rectal tissues in the anus. There is no known remedy for rocket farts at this time although researches are investigating ways to bleed off dormant farts in order prevent the accumulation of noxious, flammable gases.
A "Rocket Fart" can only occur when there is sudden downward pressure exerted on the diaphragm, during an intense and often unexpected coughing fit. Each cough has the force to unleash a dormant fart, waiting in the rectum at very high velocity, with an afterburner effect causing intense rectal heat. Successive coughs will rapid fire rocket farts causing repeated afterburner scorching of the delicate rectal tissues in the anus. There is no known remedy for rocket farts at this time although researches are investigating ways to bleed off dormant farts in order prevent the accumulation of noxious, flammable gases.
by white1widow March 1, 2020
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