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Dirty Headshot

The act of having sexual intercourse and moments before busting your load, you run into your roomate's bedroom and blow a ferocious load in his face and yell "Boom Headshot"

*Bonus points if you can pull it off while wearing a pancho and sombrero
Yesterday while John was in his room Merkin bitches on Modern Warfare 2, I suprised him with a Dirty Headshot!
by Dbag1992 December 23, 2009
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dirty viking

similiar to the donkey punch. right when you are about to bust your nut, scream "death to the infidels" and hit her in the back of the head with your fist in the shape of a hammer, thus making her clench up tight
the bitch was tore the fuck up so i gave her the dirty viking and it suddenly got really tight
by rand vialpando January 14, 2008
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dirty dumbledore

a dirty dumbledore is when you jerk off on a girls face and shave your pubes so they stick to the jizz. Then u put a wizard had on her.
I gave this girl such a dirty dumbledore last night.
by Brandon / Nick May 26, 2008
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Dirty Hamper

An unflushed toilet bowl, chock full of waste and paper, with the lid closed, left for the next un-suspecting user, who upon opening is then left with not only a wonderful surprise, but also the responsibility of taking care of.
Boy does it suck, when every morning I go in the bathroom and my girlfriend's left a dirty hamper in there for me.
by Rawb Eytch July 13, 2007
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dirty turd

The dirty turd is when you shit out only one turd but have to wipe your ass so much you use most of the toilet paper (if not all of it). That is why it is called the dirty turd.
Dave used a whole roll of toilet paper and his left sock after he pooped out that dirty turd.
by Joe Z January 9, 2007
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Dirty Gobin

An act of fornicating doggie style and listening to your iPod while watching your favorite tv series simultaneously doing cocaine from the right butt cheek of your victim.
Jake just got some drugs he wants to try the dirty Gobin shark week is on tonight
by Dannygeesus September 30, 2010
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Dirty mahoney

When a big large pale man, jumps on your bed and shakes his hair all over your foreskin.
When I went to her house she gave me a dirty Mahoney.
by Johnnytheg123 November 28, 2022
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