Dirty Headshot

The act of having sexual intercourse and moments before busting your load, you run into your roomate's bedroom and blow a ferocious load in his face and yell "Boom Headshot"

*Bonus points if you can pull it off while wearing a pancho and sombrero

Yesterday while John was in his room Merkin bitches on Modern Warfare 2, I suprised him with a Dirty Headshot!

by Dbag1992 December 23, 2009

dirty dumbledore

a dirty dumbledore is when you jerk off on a girls face and shave your pubes so they stick to the jizz. Then u put a wizard had on her.

I gave this girl such a dirty dumbledore last night.

by Brandon / Nick May 26, 2008

dirty viking

similiar to the donkey punch. right when you are about to bust your nut, scream "death to the infidels" and hit her in the back of the head with your fist in the shape of a hammer, thus making her clench up tight

the bitch was tore the fuck up so i gave her the dirty viking and it suddenly got really tight

by rand vialpando January 14, 2008

dirty turd

The dirty turd is when you shit out only one turd but have to wipe your ass so much you use most of the toilet paper (if not all of it). That is why it is called the dirty turd.

Dave used a whole roll of toilet paper and his left sock after he pooped out that dirty turd.

by Joe Z January 9, 2007

Dirty Hamper

An unflushed toilet bowl, chock full of waste and paper, with the lid closed, left for the next un-suspecting user, who upon opening is then left with not only a wonderful surprise, but also the responsibility of taking care of.

Boy does it suck, when every morning I go in the bathroom and my girlfriend's left a dirty hamper in there for me.

by Rawb Eytch July 13, 2007

Dirty Jaxson

When a guy with a huge cock stretches your pussy the distance of a black hole.

Samantha got a bad case of the dirty Jaxson last night when Chad stretched her pussy out with his Schlong.

by Eatmypussy69 December 24, 2020

dirty syrus

lol hey syrus it’s me Steven.

Dirty Syrus means to ejaculate inside a Cuban Hooker, then the hooker take a piss into a soda can and you force a cow to drink it.

“Wow that cow taste like it’s been through a dirty syrus”

by BigBaconatorDiabetesMan November 24, 2021