Anal Lagger

A person who can slow down or "Lag" their digestive system so they can't crap for very long periods of time.

Jon: "dude, I just found out that I am an Anal Lagger"

Xavier: dude that is freakin' amazing, can you teach me?

Jon: no.

by The_MuslimiZer July 9, 2009

anal butt punching

It's when someone has the sudden, unstoppable urge to violently punch in a non-sexual way usually leaving the receiver very harmed or at the very least traumatized.

Puerto Ricans usually love the act of destructive anal butt punching.

by Nigaruno March 10, 2017

Anal Glaucoma

An excellent excuse to try to not go to work.

Lazy fucking idiot: Sorry Boss, I can't come into work, I'm not feeling well.
Boss: What's the matter?
Lazy fucking idiot: I have Anal Glaucoma.
Boss: What the fuck is Anal Glaucoma?
Lazy fucking idiot: I just can't see my ass coming into work today.

by PhoenixGamer34 May 31, 2023

Anal Valicteon

A word describing someone who sexually sucks on their partners finger after they pleasured their dirty butthole.

Scott: Hmmm taste my brown finger you Anal Valicteon.

Sara: yummm your brown finger is scrumptious.

by Anal Troll 121 September 18, 2010

Anal in the ass weekend

The Swanage Railway held a event called the Victorian Weekend but was renamed to anal in the ass weekend due to its funny nature

Sorry I'm busy this Saturday I'm heading to the Swanage Railway for Anal in the Ass Weekend.

by Cheesybacon28 March 27, 2024

anal

pee-pee in the poo-poo

James my ass is so honey pls fuck it

Jono said can I join in

then Dion walked in fucking another bitccccch and her name was Ellie

they had a good time and a good fuck

anal is a pee-pee going in a poo hole

by james & jono in my bum October 19, 2020

Lobster & Anal

Unwritten rule, that if you buy a girl lobster for dinner, you get anal.

Always do surf and turf on the third date. Lobster & Anal is awesome.

by BC1969 May 17, 2025