ð©đ“ŋ”ħnĸł´̣̣

When you are so damn bored you type every single typeble letter in a portuguese chromebook keyboard

(please end my suffering i'm so fucking bored i dont have anything better to do)

Friend 1: Yo bro what you doin?

Friend 2: "'!1¹@2²#3³$4£%5¢¬&7*8(9)0_-=§˛q/w?e°rtyuiopª{asdfghjklç}º|\zxcvbnm<,>.:;─·ŧħ®ŋ°đ“þø→↓←ŧ«æß»ð©đ“ŋ”ħnĸł´̣̣

Friend 1: Did you just have a fucking stroke

by Big Raga The Opp Stoppa March 25, 2024

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Number 1

“I’ve gotta take a number 1” means you have to use one of your bodies dispenser areas which is only done by taking a piss a “number 2” means obviously you use” 2” of them as the average person usually pees and poops at the same time

“Jordan, are you going to the bathroom?”

“Yeah, mike I’m going to take a number 1”

by Urbanblackuser February 14, 2022

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n+1

A phrase most commonly used by the bicycling community, n+1 refers to the amount of a thing one should own, a thing which they are obsessed with and brings joy.

The correct number of bikes to own is n+1. While the minimum number of bikes one should own is three, the correct number is n+1, where n is the number of bikes currently owned.

The equation n+1 can also be used to describe pizza, beer, puppies, or even autographed baseball cards.

John B: "I'm really considering buying a road bike to go a bit faster and have in addition to my townie and mountain bike, but don't know if that would be too many bikes."

Nate C: "N+1 my friend, go buy that bike!"

by miatamadness March 11, 2022

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kill 2 birds with 1 stoner

1.) To go shopping with a stoned friend for munchies and also pick up groceries you need.
2.) A situation where you have to run an errand and a friend tags because they either have something to do in the near where you're heading, want to pick up some weed from your destination, or both.
3.) A situation where a friend or friends are hanging out and toss money in to pick up some extra weed after finding out one of them already planned a deal for themselves.

A: Yeah, man. I'm about to pick up. He said he's about to head out the door in 10 minutes.
D: Mind if I kill 2 birds with 1 stoner and throw in some cash in to get myself some?
A: Sure, why not.

Eric: Me and Dave are gonna run out and pick up some food real quick. Do me a favor and save me a couple hits for when I get back sincr I haven't gotten a hit yet.
Dave: You hear him, we're killing 2 birds with 1 stoner. Let's roll.

by Fro (aka Smokey) May 4, 2020

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Banned for 1 Day

you get the idea. you got banned from roblox because you did something really stupid or you just was having having an argument. (or you just didnt do anything) so roblox bans you for usually 1 day.

(moderation sucks btw)

You: *kicked out*
roblox: banned for 1 day.
*you crash out because you didnt do nothing wrong*

by FreexBoosh December 2, 2024

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