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Poon-Poon Party

When a group of eccentric, effeminate or gay men gather while wearing the tiniest pair of athletic shorts they can find, it is known as a Poon-Poon Party.

Sometimes a second undergarment is required to hold the fruit basket in place so the banana and berries don't fall out- especially because there is often a lot of stretching, kicking, and spontaneous dance numbers at a Poon-Poon Party.

Often knee high socks will be worn at these parties as well, but the main point is to wear the smallest tightest pair of shorts possible.

Women can also have a Poon-Poon Party- but usually they are simply in attendance of one purely by accident as these often occur randomly after a few drinks in groups of gay men.

Poon-Poon Parties are also not confined to any particular class as they have been known to take place in the finest homes of West Hollywood, as well as in the lower middle-class suburbs of Raleigh, North Carolina.
1) The boys are having a spontaneous Poon-Poon Party right now and if I am not there in five minutes I will just die!

2) Did you see that youtube video from the Poon-Poon party? Wow those boys have great extension!

3) Wow, Those Marys only had two glasses of wine and it has already turned into a Poon-Poon Party! Let's go get our shorts!

4) I didn't know he could kick his own face till I saw him at the Poon-Poon Party-- and his backbend was amazing!
by Lameshademcgee March 26, 2009
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belgian birthday party

A kind of illicit event, usually involving drugs, alcohol and sexual depravity.
"So I went into the backroom of this bar and there was a girl, a german shepherd, a towel on the floor and a guy undoing his belt. Then the barmaid handed me a glass of absinthe and that's when I knew I'd been invited to a belgian birthday party."
by Stovaa June 8, 2018
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DJ this Frat Party!

When someone says this, they are indicating that either the music is too low in the venue they are in or that the music selection is bad to the point that no one is dancing or even listening. Which can be commonly found situations in many frat parties thereby comparing the party they are at to a frat party.

Upon recognizing these events an individual should exclaim either "time to DJ this Frat Party" or "yo, someone DJ this Frat Party" and then proceed to take command of whatever device is being used to emit the sound produced at the party. He or she may choose to plug their own portable means of music reproduction if they choose but once this word is declared the party must improve in quality.
'everyone sitting down in their respective corners at a party while you stand close to the computer playing some terrible john mayer or dave matthews band song.'

'turning to your homie,' "yo time to DJ this Frat Party!"

...frat party turns to rave house party; everyone pops e; everyone gets laid
by cuse917 March 11, 2011
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Pizza party classroom

The classrooms with the extra special kids that receive pizza party every Friday
You're so fucking dumb you belong in a pizza party classroom
by Pizzapartyman February 4, 2020
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Third Party Jinx

When you jinx both parties that say the same word or phrase at the same time despite not saying that word or phrase yourself.
Neither of them can talk, they got the Third Party Jinx
by Xoolig October 5, 2018
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progressive drinking party

A party held in a multifloor residence complex at which progressively stronger alcoholic beverages are offered as you ascend to a higher floor. By the time they reach the top floor people have lost the good sense not to drink the toxic swill on the offing up there. The party is usually organised by males in the hope of getting females drunk thereby lowering (or iliminating) their inhibitions
They had a progressive drinking party at her dorm. It was beer on the first floor, wine on the second floor, gin and tonic halfers on the third floor and some kind of leathal punch made with mostly everclear on the top floor.
by laminay trap March 22, 2010
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Circle Trigon Party

A notorious organization of Gamers, Rednecks, Ricers, Duginites, Autists, Schizophrenics, Mugmaniacs, Jokers, Nationalists, and KFC Employees dedicated to the liberation of the West from the clutches of the globalist Carl Schwarb and his evil society. The party was established in 1946 by Mayor McCheese, son of the Galactic Nephite Emperor Weegee and a massive autist.
Beta: where do yuo work out?

Sigma Gamer: Circle Trigon Party headquarters.

Richard Nixon: "Based" and "Redpilled"
by Emperor McCheese May 23, 2022
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