slapping the bible

Masterbating

Dude I just walked in on Jeff slapping the Bible.

by Joshua MM August 26, 2018

(April 25) national slap your teacher day!

ya today is national teacher day soo yea

UwU i slap my teachers face (April 25) national slap your teacher day!

by Obama UwU suzy baka April 25, 2022

(April 25) national slap your teacher day!

today/next time is your lucky day YOU GET TO SLAP YOUR TEACHER!!!
if you're teacher gives you homework slap them. :3

i slap my teacher when we had a Math test (April 25) national slap your teacher day!

by Obama UwU suzy baka April 25, 2022

Slapping The Jelly

euphemism for female masturbation.

I caught sarah slapping the jelly last night.

by Nav irio May 15, 2010

quarter slap

To shove a roll of quarters up ones asshole, then continually slap the hole until it opens up inside of them while yelling 'JACKPOT!'

Dude, I totally just quarter slapped my wife last night, she loved it

by Quarter Slap March 14, 2016

The Cannonball Slap

The act of hanging on your ceiling fan and dropping a large log into your partner's rectum, thus slapping her innards. The vagina can work too, but she may not like it.

Dude, I totally wanted to The Cannonball Slap to your sister last night.

by Eric DontTryThisAtHome BigDick December 07, 2010

That totally slaps!

When something is really good and gets you as excited as an old country singer slapping his meat.

Hey man, was just watching that new Johnny Cash video? That totally slaps!

by Two String September 25, 2021