'Have you met Marie? She's such a G!"
"Yeah- I friend-simp for her. Maybe she'll talk to me one day."
"I doubt it."
friend-simping: "I want to be friends with her. Now. I will pay money to make jokes with her."
"Yeah- I friend-simp for her. Maybe she'll talk to me one day."
"I doubt it."
friend-simping: "I want to be friends with her. Now. I will pay money to make jokes with her."
by thiswasfrommariebtw January 28, 2021
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Get the Simp mug.Me vs. You. Also known as two people who are talking where the girl is needy and the guy is a simp, but the guy refuses to admit that he is a simp and in return calls the girl a simp even though she is just needy.
Damn, that girl Kim is needy as fuck, but that guy Trevor is a simp. It's a Needy vs. Simp situation.
by 0001020304050607080900 January 28, 2021
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Person A (to woman A): Hi, with lots of hearts
Woman A *message not seen, keeps chatting*
Person A: Hey, you didn't say hi to me :pout:
Woman A *creeped out*
Person A: SAY HI TO ME, I SAID HI... WITH HEARTS
Person B: Smh man's giga simping again
Woman A *message not seen, keeps chatting*
Person A: Hey, you didn't say hi to me :pout:
Woman A *creeped out*
Person A: SAY HI TO ME, I SAID HI... WITH HEARTS
Person B: Smh man's giga simping again
by Friedrich der giga simp January 29, 2021
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Get the Simp mug.A man/women who pretends to have similarities with a person of interest just to raise the chances of getting in their pants
Ryan: sorry I couldn’t play COD man, I took Alya to the planetarium
Alex: why? You don’t even like school, let alone bullshit about Space
Ryan: I’m just tryinna smash as soon as possible, she’s super hot so it’s worth it
Alex: You’re such a fuckin simp
Alex: why? You don’t even like school, let alone bullshit about Space
Ryan: I’m just tryinna smash as soon as possible, she’s super hot so it’s worth it
Alex: You’re such a fuckin simp
by SimpH8er January 29, 2021
Get the Simp mug.A man initiating and mantaining social interaction with a woman for the sole purpose of having sex with her, but failing.
Often (mis)used with a derogatory or sarcastic connotation to label men who can hold a perfectly normal conversation with members of the opposite sex.
Opposite: Pimp
A man initiating and mantaining social interaction with a woman for the sole purpose of having sex with her, and succeding.
Often (mis)used with a derogatory or sarcastic connotation to label men who can hold a perfectly normal conversation with members of the opposite sex.
Opposite: Pimp
A man initiating and mantaining social interaction with a woman for the sole purpose of having sex with her, and succeding.
(standard use)
Man1: oh man, tried everything from compliments to presents, but she won't have sex with me!
Man2: LoL what a simp.
(derogatory)
Man1: oh man, tried everything from compliments to presents, but she won't have sex with me!
Man2: I dunno man, maybe you should just, you know, get to know her? Maybe she doesn't like you going only after her body like that.
Man1: oh god really? Treat her like a person with feelings? You're such a simp, for f*ck's sake.
Man1: oh man, tried everything from compliments to presents, but she won't have sex with me!
Man2: LoL what a simp.
(derogatory)
Man1: oh man, tried everything from compliments to presents, but she won't have sex with me!
Man2: I dunno man, maybe you should just, you know, get to know her? Maybe she doesn't like you going only after her body like that.
Man1: oh god really? Treat her like a person with feelings? You're such a simp, for f*ck's sake.
by NeverTrevor January 30, 2021
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