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Tiny egg roll

Super small penis, usually owned by someone of Asian heritage
"Did you have sex with Sonny?" "Hellll no! He's got a tiny egg roll!"
by Pickle Smash May 27, 2013
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Chick Rolled

When trying to establish or otherwise maintain an image of manliness, one is pranked to look very femine.
When I got into my car to leave after working out at the gym with my friend, I rolled the windows down and turned on the radio, which began blaring "Girls Just Want to Have Fun" because my friend had Chick Rolled me.
by LittleBastard January 30, 2014
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Chode-Roll

A stubborn man who thinks he's the king of everything but can't even handle his own business without making a mess. This guy hasn't showered in days, so his nut sack is super-glued to his inner thigh from all the sweat. He loves things done a certain way, and gets pretty defensive and largely nostril flared if you interrupt him while he's talking, or just completely ignore everything he just said or tried teaching ya, and might light up green and transform into the hulk himself in a matter of milliseconds. (Watch out, its scarier that watching a pack of wolfs trying to tie their shoe laces while pogo sticking through the african jungles.. yeeesh.

Talk about the heebee-jeebies!). This guy also likes to call his weiner tiny in order to gain your empathy and comfort, in hopes you will ask if you can flop it around in your mouth for a bit if you want to, or if youd like to see its cool dane moves it just learned and maybe massage it a few times a day, just cuz. Another thing about this type of persons, is, they have a super crazy addiction... they will not leave their home, finish any projects, and his day isn't complete without picking hid nose with a pair of tweezers that could double as garden shears. He farts more than he breathes, and he is definitely , way smarter than all of us, people in the world combined and if ya ever meet one, you better cross your fingers and run like hell, you'll fall in love with him so fast, ya won't know what hit ya.
Careful, don't go over there yet. That Chode-Roll over there is still picking his nose with that garden sheer, careful he doesn't get lose with that thing, who knows what he's capable of.
by Niftyshiftyjiggleybooty August 5, 2024
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Homemade Cinnamon Roll

When you fuck a fat chick and right before you cum you pull out twist up her stomach into a swirl and Cum on it.
Diego was fucking a fat chick the night before his 25th birthday and right before he was about to cum he pulled out grabbed he stomach, twisted it up and frosted her. After he took a bite out. When the fat chick asked why, he responded, “ I like homemade cinnamon rolls!”
by Brohan795 December 8, 2022
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vietnamese pork roll

Having intercourse with a larger Vietnamese girl.
"I heared Jonno vietnamese pork rolled that girl last night"
by Peter Pinson January 31, 2024
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Roll the log

When you are having fun and you will roll your girl in a clockwise direction around your yum yum.
Me and Sharon tried Roll the log
by Skanky Pigeon September 27, 2019
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Let's rock n' roll

a word that boomers use when talking about doing anything slightly to the left of doing dishes for fun
"you boys ready for some competitive knitting, alright let's rock n' roll!"
by bakedalaskathepunk March 15, 2022
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