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Patton Rule

The unspoken rule amongst guys that when needed your wingman will jump on the grenade and take one for the team.
Guy one: c’mon man, I know she’s fat but her friend is hot and she’s into me.

Guy two: are you invoking the Patton Rule?
Guy one: if you take that grenade I’ll owe you big time.
by O.D.B.O.D'd January 21, 2019
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the heskey rule

I got arrested for demonstrating the heskey rule in public.
by thefifabeestar September 2, 2014
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Ludington Rules

Over wordy public displays aka Signs of Virtue Signalling what ought to be inner compulsions of categorical imperative, do unto others.
THe Ludington Rules signs were unwelcome in a Village bristling with signs like a bailed-up kuni kuni, a hedgehog or a porcupine.
by PartisanZ July 13, 2023
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Rule 1999

If it is a game, there is a roblox copy of it.
A: Did you hear about the new Changed clone on Roblox now?
B: Really now? A furry fetish game on Roblox of ALL places?
A: Yes, ever read Rule 1999 on the internet?
by Marzsala February 22, 2023
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Rule 41

Not really a rule,but mostly anything said on the internet will be turned sexual
Guy 1:This thing can hold anything

Guy 2:You mean....everything??

Guy 1:Yes..everything

Guy 2:🥺🤩🤩

Guy 1:I will never escape rule 41 😪😪😪
by Syleha October 5, 2022
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Rule 911

A joke from Just a Robot's video "Why are Caillou Gets Grounded videos a thing?"
Where he jokingly said that because there is Rule 34 and 63 there should be a rule 911
"If it exists there is a GoAnimate version of it"
Robot1: Why am I seeing all these GoAnimate videos?
Robot2: Rule 911, bot, Rule 911
by KTech May 9, 2018
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Rule 34

Fortnite rule against saying "Helo" if you don't believe me, search Fortnite Rule34
Person 1: I violated fortnite rule 34, and got banned!
Person 2: LOL!!!
by Fishy214 December 16, 2023
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