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R(etroactively) A(mended) P(urchase) E(xperience)

A retroactively amended purchase experience is when a company changes the terms of the sale, after the sale. Companies can do this nowadays because most of us use cloud software, otherwise known as SaaS, Software as a Service. Since we have to connect to someone else's computer to USE our software, they have the ability to deny us access to this software without accepting new terms, that they can change on us at any given time. Since consumer protection in the United States is a joke, they face no consequences for doing so.

An example of this can be found with Adobe, when they changed the terms of the sale to include terms allowing them to look through your content.

Or when Adobe took software you paid for, and disallowed you from activating it, perpetual licenses are not perpetual licenses as long as you must connect to someone else's computer to use what you paid for.
I really liked my $400 baby monitor, but now I have to pay extra for features it came with because the company did a R(etroactively) A(mended) P(urchase) E(xperience)
by Louis Rossmann August 19, 2024
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Keep it P I

P I in urban terms is short for Pimpin'. Keep it P I, literally translates to keep it pimpin'. It's used as an adjective for behavior which emphasizes the point of staying in a way which mirrors the likes of being even keeled,

professional, focused, practical, and efficient in whichever context the phrase is applied. Use of the phrase is an analogous, if not synonymous, to the same phrase popularized in business jargon: Keep it P I. It is also very analogous to the phrase Keep it player; whereas keep it player generally applies more so to contexts of romance and/or romantic/sexual relationships, the phrase Keep it P I applies more so across a broader range of contexts. For example "Keep it player" would fit better than "keep it P I when a friend asks how they should go about approaching a newfound relationship. And while "Keep it P I" could fit in the same context, more so emphasizing a more calculated and business like approach; it's use might fit better in a context where two co-workers may have gotten into a confrontation that runs the risk of escalating. In that case Keep it P I may be used to express desire for behavior which de-escalates the immediate confrontation in favor of staying on task as the preferred or more plausible, or efficient way for each individual party to shine or otherwise win in the universal game of life.
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Matty P

The Worst Lighting Board operator to have ever exsisted
"Oh god its matty p, i bet hes wasting his university money doing a engineering degree"
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