piss wringer

Somebody so unwilling to get out of bed that they will pee their pants and wring it out over their mouth just to stay hydrated.

Bob: My mom called me a piss wringer for waking up at 1 in the afternoon.
George: Okay, but what else did you want to tell me?
Bob: (points at stain on pants) She was right.

by JoeMamaAmogus August 2, 2023

Pissed Off Dragon

when after sexual intercourse with a partner you take a shit in their back and smear it all over their body

man me and amy did a pissed off dragon last night and it was awesome.

by Psyclouse March 9, 2022

rhode island piss penciling

Rhode island piss penciling is when you shove a pencil down your dickhole and then piss as hard as you can to get it out.

Rhode island piss penciling is when you shove a pencil down your dickhole and then piss as hard as you can to get it out.

by Logan LP September 12, 2025

Piss spray

The act of attaching a hose to one’s genitalia and pissing on their neighbours dog.

Ah shit John just pulled the piss spray out again Doris!

by CucumberDog December 13, 2021

hard piss

when your piss is frozen and when you do the thang your piss becomes crystallized and stuck to your dick

dude I just had a hard piss

by mistersanchez344 September 17, 2019

piss ant on a sugar cube

A person who undertakes an activity or action in an overly hyper-active, frantic manner.

He ran through the store like a piss ant on a sugar cube

by anonymous February 5, 2023

Piss boiler

When something infuriates you so much, your hatred and fury collects in to heat energy to make your piss boil

"This is a legit piss boiler"
"what do you mean by that"
"This"
"what the fuck ron our floor is melting"

by dumbass of the moon November 26, 2022