Mexican goodbye

When you say good bye but don't leave and instead stick around for another drink or so. This cycle is repeated until finally, for real, you leave.

"My mom is the queen of Mexican goodbyes, she says bye to everyone then orders another margarita and sticks around for another hour."

by ApprehensiveCrab November 28, 2023

Mexican Gaslight

The individual known as Soli on discord

"Did you actually send him a big black cock!?" - Vicar
"No I sent him MIIIiiiiiiIIIINNNnnnnEEEEEE" - Soli 2022

Typical Mexican Gaslight behavior

by Animica July 23, 2022

the great mexican wall

The wall asked to be built by the cunt that is Donald Trump being high as fuck.

Person 1: "Have you heard about the Great Mexican Wall?"
Person 2: "No, why?"
Person 3: "I've heard of Donald Trump building it."
Person 1: "Bad news, we're paying for it."
Person 2: "Darn."

by undefinedVoid October 14, 2017

Mexican Sharpshooter

When you use a saringe and fill your urethra with salsa, and you shoot it like a nut in someone's eye.

John said it burned when he peed cus he gave the stripper a Mexican sharpshooter.

by Nightstrife1282 December 18, 2024

Mexican Fire Hose

Vomiting and shitting at the same time, likely due to food poisoning from eating poor quality Mexican food.

“Dude that taco cart at the festival was great!

“Yeah maybe for you, I was a Mexican fire hose all night trying to get rid of it”

by Rollermanfromspace May 21, 2023

Mexican Jerkoff

A bonding ritual performed by three males standing in a triangle and jerking each other off; left hand on the cock to one's left and right hand on the cock to one's right respectively, resulting in two hands stroking each penis.

Ideally, all three men nut at the exact same time in order for their jizz to fuse together, thus creating a semen bond.

The boys got in a steamy shower and strengthened their friendship over a Mexican jerkoff.

by Swog89 January 3, 2021

Mexican Stopoff

When two cars stop at an intersection at the same time and each tries to be the nice one to allow the other to go first.

Larry's sweet Aunt Betty was driving him to school and when they stopped at the stop sign near his house, he knew he'd entered a Mexican Stopoff when Betty saw her friend from the knitting circle stopped on the cross street.

by thetexian June 27, 2024