Mexican Wet Dream

When a Mexican finds out Canta Ritos makes a Hard Soda.

I told my friend Ivis about the Canta Ritos Hard Soda and he stated, "I'm about to have a Mexican Wet Dream."

by StaySarcastic April 27, 2023

Mexican pancake

When a man cums on a girls face, let’s it dry, peels it off, then feeds it to her

I made my girlfriend a Mexican pancake last night

by Twobit_mickeymouse April 28, 2023

Mexican Cumcake

The act of cumming in a frying pan and eating

Juan made a delicious Mexican cumcake.

by koolterrorist May 12, 2023

Reverse Mexican

Giving a Cleveland Steamer to your everyday toilet.

I went to the gym and had to take a dump. I chose the toilet and provided the greatest Reverse Mexican. Toilet was satisfied and provided me a complementary burp.

by X7MCB May 13, 2023

Mexican Marching syrup

Tequila

Can’t wait for Cinco de Mayo to drink some Mexican Marching syrup

by That Boneyard pimp May 13, 2023

Mexican Flashbang

When a Mexican guy nuts in your eyes and gritos in your ear.

I cant wait until I can Mexican flashbang Becky tonight

by GorditaCrunch August 27, 2023

Mexican lawn mower

Where butt blockers fill the woman’s anus and then 3-4 business days later the man rips out of the butt blocker at full force caused a fountain of shit to flow from the woman

I’m going to give you a Mexican lawn mower now stop yelling no one is coming to save you

by We love human shit September 5, 2023