Oh my god Gravel 

The thing you say when you're mining for diamonds, almost trip in a pool of lava, only to mine up and make an undetermined amount of gravel fall on your fragile head.

Person 1: have you got any diamonds?
Person 2: no, but i think i'm close...
*person 2 mines up*
Person 2: AAAAAAAAAAAA!
Person 1: are you ok?
Person 2: OH MY GOD GRAVEL!

Oh my god Gravel by JeepPickup October 30, 2021

Harold the god 

Harold the god Is the man who created the Universe. Anyone who is named Harold Contain a peice of the once formidable god.

Friend: Have you heard of HAROLD the god?

Random Harold: ๏ђ ђ๏ɭץ ђคг๏ɭ๔ เ ɭєՇ ๓ץ ร๏ยɭ ς๏ภєςՇ Շ๏ ץ๏ยгร คร ค รคςгเŦςє Շ๏ ץ๏ย

Friend: Are you ok?

Harold the god by Mr.McDonalds November 5, 2021

OP PRO GOD 

Op pro god -
If anyone calls themselves an op pro god, just know that they're op pro god. (which means they are awesome)

"I bulli u"
"AM OP PRO GOD"

OP PRO GOD by BHONDUDADA666 December 12, 2021

shaking hands with God 

Masturbating, particularly with noted success

"My mind always feels much clearer after shaking hands with God," mused Jillian.

shaking hands with God by shaking hands with god December 29, 2021

On baby god

I’m gonna be honest I don’t even know what this means I just know it means there’s a lot of truth going on

“Guy you got dents in your head”
“On baby god”

On baby god by Sooooophia February 7, 2022

Gunni is god 

this means im a god

if someone says gunni is god this means they are very cracked at fortnite my guy

Gunni is god by Lord Gunni March 14, 2022

Lilo The God 

Lilo The God is an absolutely admirable creature who is all-knowing, responsible, stunning, and prodigious. This goddess is ruthless during any situation no matter what is going on around her. She is extremely trustworthy and considerate with others feelings and will never drop their secrets. She will also be there for anybody and cheer them up every time its needed.

I've been feeling pretty gloomy lately, I really need Lilo The God at this moment.

Lilo The God by never gonna' give you up March 19, 2022