Beaned

The act of being hit in the Genitals by a blunt projectile

In the midst of a Football game
Man #1: FUCK! *Falls over holding his groin*

Man #2: What happened?

Man #1: Kyle just beaned me with a football*breaks down into tears*

Man #2: HA, fuckin nerd, shoulda worn your strap you dumbass!

Man #1: ;-;

by Wisecrack34 October 29, 2019

Bean

Toronto slang for a person who is wasteful and generally not fun or cool

Manz 1: Yo you seen Bill today?
Manz 2: that Bean? nah fam

by WeeB_SpamzzZ October 30, 2019

Bean

He’s a solid bean.

Gets all the ladies.

Staying strong through no nut November,
Looks like Clay Jenson from 13 reasons why (very slightly I don’t care if you can’t see it)
On route to destroy the A9 unit💪🏽.

That’s bean right there, fighting the A9 unit!

by 1409real name November 1, 2019

Bean

A sweet and adorable thing to cuddle around with.

If someone calls you that (especially with the modifier 'adorable'), they're gonna hug you xD.

You're an adorable bean! ^ - ^

by Kit Rat November 2, 2019

Beans

A person that has the best meme page in Instagram also the person that committed more war crimes than America in Vietnam

Person 1 : you follow (beans) @bean.s_to_pay_the_bills
Person 2 : yes
Person 1: wanna get married and live our lives in albania and never pay taxes

Person 2: fuck no *unfollows* me

by Beans that got taxed November 22, 2021

Amelie bean

A silly slag that has a very creaky desk and loves a lad called Noah and is completely and utterly obsessed with him she loves me Gail very much as I am just annoying as her but we’re very classy gals

Amelie bean stinks of piss

by Gail2703 November 22, 2021

Bean game

The bean game is the best game of all time. Only cool people play it. It’s all about manipulation and scamming people out of their beans.

Would you like to play the coolest game with me? It’s called bean game.

by Stinkbean November 22, 2021