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World War 3

World War 3 is the longest-lasting world war in history which started in 1973 and has not ended yet, although it is predicted it will end by 2026 . It was started in September 22, 1973 when the British Empire blockaded the English Channel to test a kettle. In response to this, Sealandic troops launched a hydrogen bomb in Manchester. Turkey, being part of NATO, then joined Britain by doing absolutely nothing. Same with the other NATO members. Then in 1990 Sealand made a defence pact with Antarctica and spent 1 decade once again doing nothing. Then a third pact came in and shrinked the armies of both. This new pact was armed by Sudan, South Africa, Cuba, Japan, Indonesia, and Brazil. Then that pact split into two smaller pacts, which kept on splitting. There are now 16 tiny pacts in the war and they are all shrinking. Once World War 3 ends, all pacts and countries will have become so small that they have gone bankrupt.
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3-wood

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20 and 3/4th

The age where you must be a proper adult, otherwise your brother will disown you,

not cool, brother.
Hey bro, if you don't get your 20 and 3/4th together, I'm going to dump some barbecue sauce in your car dawg.
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3 pointer

The guy stands an (unspecified) distance from the girl and she opens an orifice of choice ( mouth, anus, vagina) and the guy jerks off and tries to hit said orifice while video taping and sends to his buddies
"Dude, did you see the 3 pointer I gave that girl last night?"
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3 peggers

A lady's under pants that are so large they take 3 pegs to hang them on the washing line
When I first met Emma she used to wear nice thongs, after 3 kids and 30 years all she wears now are 3 peggers
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3

It doesn't make any sense. It's a number, but a number for everything. You're sad? 3. Are you okay? 3. The answer to virtually everything.
"Do you wanna come to the park with me Timmy?"
"3."
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john smith 3:15

“thou shall not dirty dance in da streets
my dance friends were reciting the bible verse john smith 3:15 to me yesterday
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