The follow on of the "One Armer". As with the one armer you wake up next to an unattractive girl and would rather chew your own arm off than wake her - With the Two Armer you chew your other arm off to make sure it never happens again.
by Ollie T December 24, 2008
Get the [Two Armer]mug. Its Domm Makaaylieee Jacoobbb and Mackaylaaaa
by urmanisminebitch January 8, 2024
Get the Two manmug. 
An individual that is so stingy, that after wiping their ass with some toilet paper, they flip it over and use the unsoiled side.
Steve: Fucking Jim wouldn't even loan me five dollars so I can buy a slice of pizza.
John: Well, what do you expect? The guy is a Two-Way Wiper!
John: Well, what do you expect? The guy is a Two-Way Wiper!
by traphouse333 June 20, 2018
Get the Two-Way Wipermug. <.7.9.7.6.>I, ANgel JosE Robles <Hellstrom Imaweli Tanna> Is Set Free June, seventeenth, Two Thousand And Twenty Five<.7.9.7.6.>
<.7.9.7.6.>I, ANgel JosE Robles <Hellstrom Imaweli Tanna> Is Set Free June, seventeenth, Two Thousand And Twenty Five<.7.9.7.6.>
by Adujasty343 June 16, 2025
Get the <.7.9.7.6.>I, ANgel JosE Robles A cliche regarding the two mystery objects (implications can be unknown or subjective to the specific scenario at hand) accompanied by the part between the calf and the heel which are intended on being hastily and forcefully inserted into another individual's anus.
To Addy's sarcastic remark, Billy stated that he would sure give her two and an Ankle if she kept up that sassy attitude.
by EggBoii December 5, 2022
Get the Two and an Anklemug. Holism's Prayer: "'The Minus And Plus Sign Are The Two Logical And Operator's End Result, Do Your Math.'"
Holism's Prayer: "'The Minus And Plus Sign Are The Two Logical And Operator's End Result, Do Your Math.'"
by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 30, 2025
Get the Holism's Prayer: "'The Minus And Plus Sign Are The Two Logical And Operator's End Result, Do Your Math.'"mug.