John P

John P thinks he's hot shit because he works at a warehouse for Home Depot and there's mad bitches there. There's this bitch that has dyed hair, a septum ring and John P simps over her but knows deep inside that he will never receive the cooch. He smokes weed, trips on acid and plays league of legends all fucking day, jerking off and just turning his brain to mush. He used to play guitar but now he doesn't play shit and is just an unproductive sack of shit that sits on his ass all day. His laugh sounds like a donkey and he lives with Jesus.

Person1: Yo, who's that guy?
Person2: Oh, that guy? That's John P.
Person1: Hm, he looks like he simps for bitches, never breaks up with his girlfriend, sits on his ass and plays league all fucking day, and jerks off every waking second.
Person2: Yep, that's him. Classic John P.

by badussy2.0 February 9, 2022

Pushing P

A term coined by BuyMySpot.com - a peer-to-peer parking app.

The term means you are either searching for or renting out parking.

Individual 1: Yo! What are you up to man?
Individual 2: I’m going to be pushing P on BuyMySpot later.

by PeterParking January 20, 2022

P L A T

A immortal being that has evolved from a god daddy blayne aka blueface

is that a P L A T omg imma go kiss it

OMG IS THAT P L A T HELP ME PAPI

by BLUEPLAT BABY YEAH AIGHT July 31, 2019

Pushin P

“ Pushing P” means keep it player! Like don’t beef over bitches, don’t be pillow talking, basically keep it pimping!

I ain’t never tripped, I stay Pushin P you feel me?

by BangBangTrue March 31, 2022

Pushin' P

A selling approach in which the salesperson attempts to control the sales interaction and pressure the customer to purchase the salesperson's urine

Amouranth: hey handsome! wanna try a taste of my pee? a sip is free but its $49.99 for a bottle
Me: god Amouranth! stop Pushin' P on me!
Amouranth: you know, I think you're really cute and interesting... how about i give you 10%! i can only hold this special price for you today, though.
Me: wow! i'll take two bottles!

by PissDrinker42069 December 19, 2022

e x p a n d

Did you get the joke? uhh... no? god damn it, WHY, WHY AM I SO UNFUNNY, FUCK THIS

Guy 1: *writes e x p a n d*
Guy 1: Get it?
Guy 2: Yes.......
Guy 1: YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

by ‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎ May 17, 2021

Pushin P

The Act of Atteacting Police Attention To Exploit them And Manipulate them for mine and the devils Shits and Giggles

Yoo That Ni99a Lucas Been Pushin P Like Crazy he’s a hot boy

by ReelDeal666 August 14, 2023