poop back and forth

when one person poops in their partners ass and then their partner poops into theirs and the sequense is repeated

Jack and Jill used to Poop back and forth for hours till jack started to stink.

by Beefkakes May 3, 2006

Tie-dye poop

when you take a shit and it has swirls of different colored browns.

The was the craziest tie-dye poop I have ever seen

by Bouch March 2, 2005

poop chutes and bladders

poop chutes and bladders is the adult version of the kids game chutes and ladders but in the adult version you take turns poopin and peein on yourself

my friend asked me if i wanted to play a round of poop chutes and bladders to which i declined as im not into poopin or peein on myself

by ODog N Cali M.C N T April 6, 2009

Poop-chute Pete

A colloquialism; literally, Peter Kovacs. We still love you, Petey. Just don't sit next to me.

Oh, now he's Piss-Pot Pete as well! Someone get a paper towel!

by Pat-rot January 26, 2004

basal state poop

Scientific definition: A resting metabolic state poop early in the morning after a minimum of 12 hours of fasting.

Layman definition: The poop you take immediately after getting out of bed.

Taking a basal state poop is part of my daily routine.
I take a basal state poop before going to work.

by expialodocious November 6, 2015

Wax the Poop Deck

A man with loose bowel movements sqauts over his wife with authority and proceeds to defacate explosively all over her chest and stomach, then proceeds to squat down further making contact with his ass and balls, spinning counterclockwise three times like a floor wax polisher for a nice even darkened tanned finish.

Honey, go finish your chili and then get in here and wax the poop deck.

by PichasParchus February 11, 2019

pooped her nest

A self made mistake that effects you personally.

Mary pooped her nest when she let car insurance expire and she had a wreck two weeks later.

by b macksimum March 5, 2008