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The Rules of Discord (Pt 1)

1. God is dead

2. Maybe God is not dead

3. No no God is 100% dead... I checked

4. Always Bully Weebs and Furrys

5. Stan Lunar

6. No Boomers

7. Ignore Rule 5

8. No K-pop

9. No Zoomers

10. Careful of the Moderators

11. Refer to rule 17

12. No nudity (in public servers) (do what you want)

13. If you are under 13 your not, you are 13 until you are 14

14. cats rule the internet and soon will rule the world (again egypt y you not worship cat no more?)

15. Don't Die

16. I drop kicked that child in self defence

18. Arson is only acceptable on orphanages

19. You must have pictures to prove your statements

20. Nothing is Sacred apart from what is sacred

21. You will never have sex

22. The cake is a lie

23. Fried pineapple is a sin

24. All numbers are at least 100 but always OVER NINE THOUSAAAAAND

25. The government, The CIA, Everything is a lie

26. The governments out to get ya, the NSA is out to get ya, and bet two $19 fortnite gifts cards I'm out to get ya.

27. Nevermind your boring I take it back

28. The Rick Roll is advancing

29. Refer to rule 1

30. ThatVeganTeacher is a lie

Written by CanBeChucky

"The Rules of Discord"
The Rules of Discord (Pt 1)
They Shall not be Tampered with.
- Sun Tzu "The Art of War"
by CanBeChucky January 1, 2022
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The 40 Percent Rule

When your mind tells you that you're exhausted, fried, and totally tapped out, you're really only 40 percent done. You still have 60 percent left in your tank.
The 40 Percent Rule is when your mind tells your body to give up when pushed passed maximum limits. It’s what I use to push beyond my human limits. To achieve and become a God. The One Above All. Him.
by Cosmic Garou January 29, 2024
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Rule 50

The rule of the internet (like Rule 34, Rule 63, etc.) which dictates that every fictional work will have a crossover with every other one at some point.
Person 1: Would it be funny if Sparklecare x JToH x Mega Man was a thing?
Person 2: Rule 50, man, rule 50.
by an extremely depressed bandu September 17, 2023
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Rule -8

If you ask nicely, I will draw it.
by Boredom Central December 16, 2024
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Rule 35

When convenient, a rule exits for anything. The limit does not exist.
I had myself backed into a corner, so I told them rule 35 allows me to butter the muffin.
by cgiby September 29, 2019
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20 day rule

The 20 day time period when a girl likes a boy. After 20 days the girl loses feelings and moves on. This occurs until she finds a man
Jules has a 20 day rule when she snaps boys after 20 she is on to another boy and loses feeling for the first one.
by Caseycizikasishot October 13, 2019
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The Turkish rule

The Turkish rule dictates that it is not gay (or at the very least it's less gay) to "Top" another man than to receive this comes from the notion of passive gay men being rejected from Turkey's military. This term is commonly used in south Texas .
"I'm still straight I applied the Turkish rule."
by South Texas scribe July 20, 2024
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