Reynald the rat

Rey, Also known as the cutest human alive, is the most powerful rat you can ever encounter. Not only are they kind and caring, but the only thing he can think about is cuddles and hugs. Legends say that when reynald makes an animal sound, it means they want a forehead kiss. It is difficult to take care of said rat, and thus you need to read a “how to take care of a crackhead” manual. Their fav food is your cheek or a rock so watch out until they bite ya!

Here it goes again, reynald the rat wants forhead kisses. *precedes to give them smoochie*

by Magic Caterpillar November 21, 2021

One-eyed zipper rat

a penis

"Show the one-eyed zipper rat just where to hide his nose"

by IvorBiggunFan March 21, 2024

Pearl River Rat

Noun. Someone who exploits you for sex.

"I thought he was wanting a relationship, but it just turned out he was a Pearl River Rat."

by Queen Daniel April 12, 2020

Rats-Assing

(1.) The act of bragging about something not at all worth bragging about. (2.) Someone who constantly brags or talks about things as if you should be jealous, when, in reality, you could really care less.

Walked into work with Lisa this morning. She was rats-assing about her weekend the whole way in.

by Cap1941 August 7, 2010

Rat king

Rat king is an relly Nice guy he cares about people and stuff he gives you an honest opinion about things when you ask him and he is hella funny ISTG /pos

If you ever se rat king talk to him and he”ll showed you you’re future 😍

by Mars? April 5, 2022

Rat

Filing court docs against someone using names when it has nothing to do with you.

She filed uttering threats charges against him when it wasn't directed at her. She's a rat.

by Gangstersout November 12, 2019

Smack Rat

Smack rat. A person who has an appearance strikingly similar to that of a rat and just so happened to partake in copious amounts of smack (opioids)

Often a cold hearted fellow who would give their left arm for a packet of baccy and a spam fritter.

(Say in a vicious and raspy voice as an insult)

Person-Here, I wish they would stop being so horrible
Person 2- Don't worry mate, they're a fucking Smack Rat

by Noice9874 September 7, 2019