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Mexican Fire Hose

Vomiting and shitting at the same time, likely due to food poisoning from eating poor quality Mexican food.
“Dude that taco cart at the festival was great!

“Yeah maybe for you, I was a Mexican fire hose all night trying to get rid of it
by Rollermanfromspace May 21, 2023
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Mexican Stopoff

When two cars stop at an intersection at the same time and each tries to be the nice one to allow the other to go first.
Larry's sweet Aunt Betty was driving him to school and when they stopped at the stop sign near his house, he knew he'd entered a Mexican Stopoff when Betty saw her friend from the knitting circle stopped on the cross street.
by thetexian June 27, 2024
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Mexican Jerkoff

A bonding ritual performed by three males standing in a triangle and jerking each other off; left hand on the cock to one's left and right hand on the cock to one's right respectively, resulting in two hands stroking each penis.

Ideally, all three men nut at the exact same time in order for their jizz to fuse together, thus creating a semen bond.
The boys got in a steamy shower and strengthened their friendship over a Mexican jerkoff.
by Swog89 January 3, 2021
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mexican cropduster

farting in a crouded hallway after eating food from a mexican restaraunt like chipotle or taco bell.
dude,. do you smell that?!
ya, i think steve had mexican food last night i think he's a mexican cropduster today
by banana moonpie August 13, 2010
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Mexican Pinball

Simply soccer. Either a game amongst eight year old girls, or illegal aliens.
Fucking COVID! Nothing on but Mexican Pinball!
by CasperWhite October 3, 2020
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Soggy Mexican

When a primary lover (a top) plows someone out, in any hole. As this is happening, the top places cut up avocado above the hole and the trusting motion grinds it into guacamole.
Person 1: Dude how was your date?
Person 2: Awesome bro, I gave them a Soggy Mexican!
by Nicknames_Are_Hard April 25, 2025
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Mexican shovel

The act of fisting someone so hard that they need a shovel to get their hand out
Damn he did that Mexican shovel last night
by Iabeiwhshsjsvsjisbsjwebwn81828 November 22, 2021
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