Show horsed 

The act of a wreath being placed, either deliberately, or accidentally around ones neck.

james Was hanging Christmas wreaths on a ladder on the front of the house, he dropped the wreath, and I got show horsed

Show horsed by JoeJoeDPlate December 13, 2019

Bangin' horses 

An act not limited to, but includes placing a wager on a race horse and winning that wager.

Tommy is bangin' horses really well today.

Bangin' horses by Lour-des Monster February 4, 2020

Alabaman Horseride 

Riding a sibling who has a dick bigger than 9 inches.

Me and my brother did the alabaman horseride yesterday.

Alabaman Horseride by EnglishRoadmanNumber214 November 17, 2020

genitalia horsemen 

One who likes to ride another’s dick

Why kiefer! You’re a regular genitalia horsemen!

genitalia horsemen by LastNightsLasagna February 9, 2021

Shitting Horses and Donkeys 

An exaggerated version of 'Raining cats and dogs' where now its hailing and snowing and raining etc.

'holy shit, its shitting horses and donkeys'

Shitting Horses and Donkeys by doomplings October 14, 2021

Texas Horseride 

When you are doing a girl doggy-style and she shits so your penis is all covered in shit, then you put her down on a table and put the shit and cum all together on her tits and smear it all around. Then you perform the Rainbow Kiss. Better effect without the woman's consent.

Chris: When i had sex with Hannah she shat all over my penis and then she was on her period so I did the Texas Horseride
Gaben: Damn bro you need to chill

Texas Horseride by TerribleComedy November 2, 2021

Astrology Horsegirl 

1. A female, typically in her mid 20's, that does not assume responsibility for her actions. Instead, the universe is to blame. She typically has an irrational fanaticism for equine husbandry, even though her finances, and the finances of her support system, will not allow it to be realized. Generally out of touch with reality and the concept of stability.

See also; vibes, crystals

I was at the festival this weekend and there were so many astrology horsegirls.

Astrology Horsegirl by JJdawg42069 September 8, 2022