Sophistical and Conflationary 

Yeah, I take full credit for that.

Hym "Mmhmm. Sophistical and conflationary." 😌

Sophistical and Conflationary by Hym Iam May 17, 2023

Aerosol of Confidence 

The Smoking Version of Taking a Shot of Alcohol a.k.a Liquid Courage

Guy 1: Go get the girl's number
Guy 2: Ight but first gimmie some Aerosol of Confidence

Aerosol of Confidence by Asce999 July 3, 2023

Parent Teacher Conference 

When your child is so fucking stupid, failing every class and showing no signs that there's no hope they'll ever graduate and move out. It's the last resort is initiated by the parents; an emergency hook up to see if anything can be "worked out".

Dad: Connie, have you seen Norman's latest report card? Goddamn it! How can this boy be so fucking stupid? He's failing 12th grade for the second year in a row. It's even worse this year than last year!!
Mom: I know Derek, but I have a solution. I have scheduled a parent teacher conference this weekend with the principal. I'm sure we'll work something out.
Dad: Whatever it takes. I can't this idiot living here one day past his 18th birthday!

Parent Teacher Conference by Old Man Neltson July 27, 2023

( don’t be confused) I don’t like Zahirah Macwilson Mirza? 

( don’t be confused) I don’t like Zahirah Macwilson Mirza?

( don’t be confused) I don’t like Zahirah Macwilson Mirza?

( don’t be confused) I don’t like Zahirah Macwilson Mirza? by sdinaz October 24, 2023

Very Fucking Confused 

The self-given nickname of Adam Stanheight.

Adam: MY NAME IS “VERY FUCKING CONFUSED,” WHAT’S YOUR NAME!?

Very Fucking Confused by 64SilverEyes October 30, 2023

Habitual false confirmation bias 

The tendency for an individual to wrongly come to a conclusion, largely due to that individuals obsession with a specific item or idea.

Danny states "Product X is only available on Apple IPhones, therefore Iphones are better." When in reality, Danny has an unhealthy obsession with Apple products and is rejecting the obvious signs that androids are better products. Danny is committing habitual false confirmation bias.

Habitual false confirmation bias by I'mBetterThanYou2 December 1, 2023

We love a confident queen 

If someone says to you they’re calling you ugly but you’re confident

You: I look so pretty in this
Them: We love a confident queen

We love a confident queen by urmummydancingonurtummy December 11, 2023