A baby who didn't come out just right. Commonly found in southern hospitals, usually a result of "keeping it in the family".
by BidoofMuncher.com September 8, 2017

Where's the baby? is a ROBLOX game based off of "Who's your daddy"
Where's the baby? was developed by Smellysuperfart, im not even kidding, thats his fucking username.
Where's the baby? was developed by Smellysuperfart, im not even kidding, thats his fucking username.
Player 1: you back from dying?
Player 2: yeah lets play "where's the baby?"
Player 1: sure, thats a dumbass game why not
Player 2: yeah lets play "where's the baby?"
Player 1: sure, thats a dumbass game why not
by ROBLOX!! April 12, 2022

by Oh ya dadsy May 16, 2018

The time period after you have a baby and you miss out on all pop culture and only know what's happening in the kid and baby world
by Welkand September 19, 2018

noun: a child conceived when both parents were intoxicated and fornicated without having an actual want for children
Mike: Aw man, I feel bad for Destiny and Jake.
Bob: Why, what happened?
Mike: Destiny found out she's having a Bourbon Baby.
John: Son, we need to talk.
Daniel: Yes, Dad?
John: Son, your mother and I never meant to have you. We were both really wasted and things got heated and...
Daniel: What are you trying to say?
John: You're a Bourbon Baby.
Daniel: *weeps*
Bob: Why, what happened?
Mike: Destiny found out she's having a Bourbon Baby.
John: Son, we need to talk.
Daniel: Yes, Dad?
John: Son, your mother and I never meant to have you. We were both really wasted and things got heated and...
Daniel: What are you trying to say?
John: You're a Bourbon Baby.
Daniel: *weeps*
by The Sinstar Carrier September 19, 2010

by fifiknowsall May 20, 2021

A super cute way for non habitual weed smoking females to drop a hint that they want to (or want you to) roll a joint so they can get high
by Sierra Jade 17 March 21, 2017
