Wet Harvest

When someone soaks there hands in lube and makes the penis ejaculate into a vile to be stored for later. A wet harvest.

I'm going to give you a wet harvest. I'm craving a wet harvest.

Slang; Harvest/ Harvested/ Harvesting

Ex. I need to be harvested. I know you want to harvest me. I'm getting ready for the harvesting.

Some would say a sperm clinic participates in the wet harvest.

by Thinking A Little February 5, 2025

Wet Salmon

When one attempts to twerk but cannot do it and instead look like they are gyrating on a ghost in the corner of the room.

Boii number 1: Oh have you seen Em tonight?

Boii number 2: Yeah I though she looked fiiine

Boii number 1: I thought so too but then she pulled out a wet salmon

by TheWetSalmon August 31, 2018

wet dog shake

a) (humorous); what you do when when you come out of the shower with your hair dripping wet and you are too bloody lazy to use either a towel or a blow dryer to dry your hair comme du monde.

b) (drug addiction withdrawal symptom) : episodes of literal 'wet dog' uncontrollable shaking engaged in in by drug addicts undergoing withdrawal, especially withdrawal from heroin and or cocaine

mother: Stan, why the hell is the bathroom floor wet again?

Stan: lol, don't ask stupid question, you won't receive a stupid answer. It's lol because I just did a wet dog shake; i was to lazy to use a blow dryer.

mother: Stan, I hope this wasn't f-sag. Now go take a mop and mop the bathroom floor

by Sexydimma August 27, 2013

Wet

Water is wet and that is that. Peter is gay and his argument is irrelevant. Hello and goodbye. n

“Water is fucking wet” - Me telling the truth

by wtaeriswet January 2, 2018

Wet collar crime

Being an illegal alien and doing things like having stolen social security card. Fake workpapers et Federer.

Instead of building a wall they could prosecute all the wet collar crimes going on

by sphixster December 14, 2023

wet winky

A wet winky is when your asshole otherwise known as your 😜 winky is leaking fluids or is wet for lubrication or other reasons.

Dude 1: bro this chick was eating my ass and then she lubed it up to peg me.

Dude 2: bro you must have had such a wet winky

by Noodle rat August 21, 2022

Wet shiatsu

When you have sex while sitting in a massage chair.

I broke my massage chair when I got my first wet shiatsu.

by Bigwetone January 14, 2018