by LongTinJohnson October 5, 2012

by uhhh... RANDOM PERSON January 31, 2021

by MWstein November 19, 2016

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If you notice anything on Urban Dictionary that you believe falls outside of these guidelines, please flag it for review.
Be creative. Some of the best definitions on Urban Dictionary find humorous ways to poke fun at authority, or put a clever twist on current events. Some of them are just straight up weird. We’re okay with that.
Have fun. We are not a traditional dictionary. This is a place where language has a little more space to be explored and constructed freely, in the moment.
🛑
Don’t post personal information. That includes obvious things like last names and addresses, but we will also remove definitions containing first names or user handles if they can be used to identify and target specific individuals for harassment.
Don’t be an asshole. We are okay with people defining offensive words. After all, people use offensive words in the real world and a resource for understanding what those words mean can be valuable. However, we are not—and never will be—okay with people using a definition to harass, discriminate, and/or directly incite violence against others.
If you notice anything on Urban Dictionary that you believe falls outside of these guidelines, please flag it for review.
by Α January 12, 2022

Kenny: Hey Lee, You know how to pick a lock right?
Lee: No! Why would you say that?
Kenny: Well..You’re.. You know, Urban?
Lee: Oh you are not saying what i think you’re saying.
Kenny: Jeez Man, I’m from florida! Crazy stuff comes out of my mouth sometimes. Sorry.
Lee: No! Why would you say that?
Kenny: Well..You’re.. You know, Urban?
Lee: Oh you are not saying what i think you’re saying.
Kenny: Jeez Man, I’m from florida! Crazy stuff comes out of my mouth sometimes. Sorry.
by Bean Spider October 24, 2020

urban dictionary's son is dictionary a popular online dictionary were people won't just shut up. fine you look up pizza. the dictionary tells you that its a pizza with rotten mushrooms on it. you look up Kelly Clarkson. tells you a thing that hosts a show called ThE kEllY ClARksOn ShOw. after that you get pissed off by the spelling and you ditch your computer down the stairs.
I'm getting tired of urban dictionary so lets go look up Dictionary you find dictionary. huh maybe this is urban dictionary's SON. wowowowowoowowowwow
by hjgvfhufejjfjfjjejdjdjjfhhfhhh January 26, 2021
