Law Man

The law man is a term used for the police in the southern area of the United States, typically New Orleans , and southwestern Louisiana

“I seen the law man on the block earlier look like he was trying to find something”

“Me and my brother just ran from the law man last night , they had us going almost 180”

“U better swallow the rest of that bud before the law man finds it”

“Man fuck the law man”

by dannydevitoishotandhisdickbig September 25, 2023

Murphy's Roller Coaster Law

The law states that if you wait in line, usually an hour or more, for a roller coaster, that coaster will break down just before you get on it. The breakdown in this case forces you to miss the ride.

After waiting for 2 hours to ride Kingda Ka, it just HAD to break down on me! Murphy's roller coaster law at work!

by Always Obsessing July 10, 2023

Negroe’s law

Negroe’s law, short for Negroe’s law (or rule) of the whiteman analogies, is an Internet adage asserting that as an online discussion grows longer (regardless of topic or scope), the probability of a niggas talking about the white man or white supremacy approaches 100%.

"Black men don’t look after their kids."

"It’s not our fault, the white man made black women replace us with the government”

“How did we end up talking about the white man again?”

“Negroe’s law…”

by Dietmelanin July 12, 2023

Broads Law

The correlation between how hot a female is and how big of a faggot they are.

Shawty is so hot but she’s such a bitch, she applies to broads law

by Landins05 July 16, 2023

Peter N' Law

the sophisticated terminology used to describe any two males who have slept with one or more of the same women. Usually, said women are thots, badge bunnies , neighborhood trash or from Naylor Georgia,which would group all these as a whole . It's A relational distinction. If you sleep with a girl, then an acquaintance sleeps with her. You are his peter-in-law. The relationship is one way. You would not be his peter-in-law unless you sleep with that girl again *after* him.

I am peter n' laws with everyone

by Skunkape July 27, 2023

9/10 of the law

It’s when a daughter steals her lovely mothers clothing and claims it as her own.

Christina stole Vickie’s dress and wears it all the time. That’s 9/10 of the law right there.

by Pancake Hippo August 3, 2023

Fúldya's law

The idea that you can make up a fake philosophical law, and as long as it has a legit sounding name people will believe you.

Guy 1: "Look up 'Fúldya's Law', it perfectly describes what happened yesterday." Guy 2: " Can you give me a link or something man? I cant really find it." (Insert rickroll link or a gay porn link disguised as a different link)

by Fúldya August 3, 2023