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Reagan-Shit

The act of taking a poop and not remembering to wipe.
Man my ass itches so bad I must of took a Reagan-shit last night.
by Jimbo1.0 October 27, 2009
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happy shit

A guy I used to work with told me that he was going take a "happy shit". I asked, " what's that"? And he replied, that's when you are getting paid to shit.
by scottyd62 July 23, 2016
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Gay And Shit

Person 1 - Bro you know Benjamin is gay and shit?

Person 2 - Yeah ever since he became a furry it all went downhill.
by TheBloodRat March 4, 2021
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Chain-Shitting

(n.)- The act of 2 or more people shitting right after each other usually leading one to have to smell the other persons nasty shit fumes because you either:

a. have one bathroom

b. have to take a shit badly

It's origins are found in the word chain-smoking, meaning to smoke cig after cig.
Shitter #1: Ay man, Ima take a shit real quick.

Shitter #2: Fuck hurry up! I gotta wait and now we have to go through chain-shitting. Great!
by SRLthaballa November 6, 2009
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shit sniff

(V) The act of snorting shit mixed with coke off a strippers ass. Preferably in Las Vegas.
Dude, I'm so wired from that shit sniff off that strippers dirty blue waffle ass.
by english cunt November 2, 2012
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shit-lit

The type of books that rot the brain and are just generally shit. Usually aimed at teenage girls, they have the same black and red covers and are about vampires or werewolves.
Why do shops keep selling this shit-lit?!
by borntoboogie December 17, 2011
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shit rape

V. To engage in the act of rape by taking a shit then raping the victim with it.
Sergeant Steamer: "Please tell me Ma'am, what exactly happened to you last night?"

Shit Rape Victim: "Well, I was sound asleep in bed, and I was awakened by the strong smell of feces. When I turned from my side there was a man standing over me, holding a piece of shit approximately 6 to 7 inches in length. He then told me to be quiet or he would hurt me severely, so I did as he said. He then tied me up, and began inserting the piece of shit in my vagina, my asshole and then in my mouth....until he became so excited that he came all over my face."

Sergeant Steamer: "Can you identify the piece of shit that violated you in the line up we've assembled?"

Shit Rape Victim: "I'll try my best, but it was dark in my room, and I didn't get a good look....maybe if I was able to smell them too, I could easily identify this perpetrator."
by estimated_eyes June 7, 2009
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