slide rule

a tool made up with two or three rules that are skewly and weirdly marked. Allow you to slide back and forth to get some calculations done.

NOT FOR MEASUREMENT AND PUNISHING PEOPLE WHO ARE MISBEHAVED.

Man1: OMG, what's wrong with ruler, it has too many strange marks and are almost skewed. How could someone measure stuff out of that?
Man2: Bro this is a slide rule.

by DDDooordddy September 28, 2018

Rule of Colm

A composition guideline in photography characterized by the inclusion of:
1. an envy-inducing background;
2. an alcohol-tinged foreground; and
3. a middleground featuring portions of the lower leg (always a foot but occasionally even a knee).
Finally, the photograph must be instantaneously posted to social media, prompting the viewer to wonder how the artist is on vacation again.

Dang, nice application there of the Rule of Colm!

by FortSelt2022 June 4, 2022

Rule #3646

The life handbook rule that states not to rub Vick's Vaporub in your eyes.

Tony: I applied some Vick's but then rubbed my eyes. They burn bro!

Jack: Rule #3646, bruh.

by El Massivo September 3, 2019

Rule #21

Rule #21: always put your happiness FIRST

-i want you to be happy
-you should listen to Rule #21

by AKayser May 8, 2023

Rules

Something only losers use

Hey look, they have rules here, let's go somewhere else, stupid rule followers.

by FrickyFrokbear October 9, 2020

burrito rule

if your burrito falls apart at any time during eating it you are obligated to use a fork to annihilate it.

Sarah: My stupid burrito just fell apart
Mark: Burrito rule, time to go HAM! Here's a fork.

by timebusters August 30, 2012

sigma rule #657

boas pessoal

"Boas pessoal" - Kazzio, criador da sigma rule #657

by Joebidenrealwatchout April 18, 2025