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Pee Pussy

An immature girl, only biologically an adult.

Implies that she has not learned to keep herself clean, thus her pussy probably smells like pee, and not worth your effort.

Characterized by giggling when being courted, asking inane questions about sex, using way too many emoticons, and general incompetence with adult concepts.

She's usually hnnng level adorable, which makes finding out she's a Pee Pussy so very heartbreaking.

Her pussy might also smell like pee.
Guy 1 "I was flirting with her and she just giggled and had a stupid look on her face."

Guy 2 "Oh, wow, she might be a Pee Pussy"

Guy 1 "Then we were cuddling, I try to start fooling around and anywhere I touch her is ticklish and she can't stop laughing. Shes 22 for fuck's sake!"

Guy 2 "Yeah man, she's a total Pee Pussy, get out while you still can!"
by navezskullz October 23, 2012
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pussy-trolling

The act where a woman willfully, deliberately, and consensually entices or perpetrates sexual intercourse while employing an anti-rape device such as a vaginal dentata or Rape-axe condom, in order to harm, injure or punish the penetratee.
Woman: "I'm so hot... stick it in me now!"
Man: "Oh yeah *thrust* FFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-"
later
Woman to friend: "I just finished pussy-trolling that jerk Bob. His cock was totally in shreds."
by null2 June 22, 2010
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pussy coupons

Name given to the part of pursuit/ courting a girl that involves making phone calls/ buying small gifts to let her know that you are thinking about her. Each single action is moving closer to ward being able to ask for sex (make a purchase).
"Oh, just a sec. Let me make a phone call to insert girl's name. I've got to put these pussy coupons for today."
by Lemas Mitchell January 22, 2008
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pussy pyramid

When two or more women are stacked one on top of the other on their back.
Two strippers did a pussy pyramid for the bachelor at his party.
by Charlie Frown September 4, 2012
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pussy-packing

The female equivalent of cock-blocking; denying a girl sexual activities, hence packing their pussy.
"Yeah, she kept cock-blocking me, so I started pussy-packing her ass as soon as I got the chance."
by The Wingmen April 6, 2009
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magical pussy

Gia's pussy
by The annoyed person October 14, 2020
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