Piss Mobile

A fuckass piss powered car or a car full of beer

Person 1: Oi lads, hop on the Piss Mobile

Person 2: are you even sober

by anonymous July 22, 2025

Piss Fart

When a chick darts on the toilet after a piss to dry her vagina.

Hey babe, no wipe I piss farted!

by Greenhunt June 7, 2018

piss waggot

A term to describe a low life cunt with nothing to live for, perhaps one how would keep milk jugs of piss in their room and smash them on the ground. usually you would find a "piss waggot" in their disease ridden room talking to rats and/or themself

The piss waggot had not known what female genetalia looks like

by Piss waggot man December 14, 2024

false shower piss

The false shower piss is when one is standing in a shower under the water and the water goes down ones body and falls of the shlong (penis) and creates the sound of as if one is pissing hence the name false shower piss

Person 1: *through the door* are you pissing in the shower?

Person 2: *in the shower* no its the false shower piss

Person 1: oh i hate that

by Westwoodcolge January 15, 2022

iraqi ass piss

A type of diarrhea that is pure liquid, usually acidic and hot, and with a high likelihood of actually shitting your pants.
Usually this is a result of eating food in a foreign country with lax food safety laws, but can also be contracted locally

Dave was suffering from iraqi ass piss after eating some poorly cooked goat

by AhsokasPlotArmor September 6, 2023

piss flanked

When you're girlfriend says she's pregnant and won't piss on a pregnancy test

I was piss flanked again this week George... Only got 4 weeks to go and I'll try it again.

by Petesbeeps August 18, 2017

satan’s piss

seltzer water

don’t give me that shit bro you drink satan’s piss instead of water

by antidevilpiss_advocate July 2, 2022