peanut butter and jelly

this is when you fuck your girl on her period, then do anal. her shit will be the consistency of peanut butter, and the period blood will act as the jelly. you then proceed to put your dick in between her breasts being the bread, and continue to fuck them until satisfied. you can then eat the sandwich you made, but its really your preference.

"me and my girl had a peanut butter and jelly last night, it was the best I've ever had"

by yosemitesynonym June 17, 2016

BBQ Butter

A popular version of butter presented at the table as a Butter Block having had a Phalis imprinted into it. What a conversation starter over a Knob of corn.

INSTRUCTIONS.
1) Use a large (or small) block of butter.
2) Allow butter to soften to a moldable texture

3) Press the male phalis (real or fake) into the butter to a recognisable impressed shape
4) Refrigerate again.
5) Place on BBQ table closest to target guest.

Here Felicity, would you like some BBQ Butter on your knob?
Or
Hi Simone, will this hit the spot?

by Miccas Yesac June 13, 2021

no peanut butter

The lowest point in one’s life.

That school has a no peanut butter policy for lunch. I feel so bad for those kids!

by An expert in peanut butter September 23, 2020

buy a stick of butter

When you buy someone a 'stick of butter' you go to the store buy the stick of butter and then stick it up the ass/vagina

Hey, let me buy a stick of butter.

by hakym201 November 6, 2017

Peanut Butter Smooth

To make a situation or a set of numbers as smooth as humanly possible, smoother even than a babies butt. This often results in ignoring the details and only looking at hot trends.

Jake, can you please review my costing spreadsheet, I know there’s errors in it but I need you to take a look at it and peanut butter smooth it over before you leave.

by Gov’t Cheese November 29, 2022

Slut butter

Black butter is defined as when somebody thinks you’re pronch. like when you’re friends with husband and wife and then the husband calls you slept butter and the wife says now you guys are friends he likes you as a friend now.

How’s it going slut butter?

by Yodafoxy May 13, 2023

Hot Buttered Popcorn

1. The act of pissing all over your partner during intercourse.
2. What some nerdy kid would say about the Wii U

"The Wii U comes with two free games!"
"Hot Buttered Popcorn, that's a deal!!!"

by You was there too February 2, 2024