dow's law

states that anything that magically starts working will magically stop working

you can't go home even if the problem seems to have gone away. dow's law says you must fix your code

by jmaug October 24, 2016

law 543

A good girlfriend will send their boyfriends pretty pictures of themselves, even when not asked, as the boyfriend can never get enough of her beautiful face

As per law 543, you have to do it.

by Youknowjtstrue July 21, 2024

law 543

A good girlfriend will send their boyfriends pretty pictures of themselves, even when not asked, as the boyfriend can never get enough of her beautiful face

As per the Law 543, send it.

by Youknowjtstrue July 21, 2024

great-nephew-in-law

1. The grandson-in-law of one's sibling.
2. The grandson of one's spouse's sibling.

My great-nephew-in-law is a good person.

by Elivaldeq November 24, 2019

The Adamson Law

This law states that the length and girth of a male's penis is inversely proportional to his mental capabilities unless either is enhanced or degraded through outside influence.

Although his dick really fills me up, he's useless when it comes to conversation. He' s a real idiot. Curse the Adamson Law!

by Heinkel November 25, 2017

pommer's law

Pommer's law states: A person's mind can be changed by reading information on the internet.

The nature of this change will be from having no opinion to having a wrong opinion.

liberal arts college student: I just read an article that says war is good for the economy, that's why leaders start wars!
history college student: Pommer's law has gotten the best of you my misinformed friend.

by bostoncasey April 28, 2019

step-co-nibling-in-law

Spouse's stepnibling's spouse.

My step-co-nibling-in-law is a good person.

by Wonbig October 13, 2021