Dick fart

A person who is more awkward than a crooked dick

That women was a huge dick fart

by Nickswallows July 6, 2016

A glitter fart

Do u ever just have one of those days where your naked and u end up sitting on a pile of glitter and some gets sucked in your butt and u forget and then suddenly ur there and ur dogs licking marmalade of ur gooch and u fart glitter in its face and u think where the fuck did that glitter fart come from

Mike: why the fuck does ur dog have glitter in its nose
Trevor: I had a glitter fart again and the dog was hittin a soft spot
Mike wtf

by Daddy Nature69 August 1, 2018

Fart and Smile

Slang name for a grocery store chain and a fun thing to do.

I went to Fart and Smile and bought a hundred pounds of beans.

by lovetosurve October 9, 2019

Fart Factories

Any brand, type, or flavor of frozen burrito, chimichanga, taquito, empanada, etc. that is so filled with unknown, gas-causing ingredients, you immediately know upon putting them in the oven that your night should be spent alone.

The wife's out of town - no dinner - guess I'll cook some fart factories .

by Catmomsheri November 14, 2017

Frickle Farts

Used in place or frick, being confused, questioning something

What the frickle farts is that frog doing?

by Bubble butt 03 February 16, 2018

Dick Fart

Old English term for when gas erupts from a mans penis

John was so close to cumming that he had a dick fart

by Richard BUrnish January 7, 2017

Rocket Farts

Not to be confused with hot farts despite the same sensation of heat being present...

A "Rocket Fart" can only occur when there is sudden downward pressure exerted on the diaphragm, during an intense and often unexpected coughing fit. Each cough has the force to unleash a dormant fart, waiting in the rectum at very high velocity, with an afterburner effect causing intense rectal heat. Successive coughs will rapid fire rocket farts causing repeated afterburner scorching of the delicate rectal tissues in the anus. There is no known remedy for rocket farts at this time although researches are investigating ways to bleed off dormant farts in order prevent the accumulation of noxious, flammable gases.

Man, those bong rips gave me killer rocket farts bro. My ass is on fire and I think I shit myself.

by white1widow March 1, 2020