December 8th

National give your girl a hoodie day

On December 8th you should do the right thing and give your gf a hoodie so she can think of you when your not around

by ShortCakeelol December 6, 2020

december 4th

national ass day. today will be ass so don’t bother waking up. wait til the next then everything should be ok. just don’t do anything risky or potentially harmful today or else your ass will pay for it. literally.

person 1: “what day is it?”
person 2: “omfg its december 4th, lock your doors and hide your kids it’s gonna be rough today”
person 1: “oh no :(“

by candle ring December 4, 2021

December 1

National give yo mans some coochie day. He’s waited all November for this...

Girl A: Got any plans for tonight?

Girl B: It’s December 1, so I have to give it to my man. He’s been waiting for this all month.

Girl A: Oh yeah, I forgot. I’m gonna give him the WAP.

by d3.curly November 21, 2020

December 3

National ask out your friend/crush day. Ask out your friend/crush. Do it.

Boy:hey wanna go out with me?
Girl:no.
Boy:it’s December 3rd
Girl: oh shi-

by anonymous December 3, 2020

December 6th

A really short Cuban boy who has no friends was born this day

Me: he's so annoying

Friend: But you didn't even talk to him

Me: He was born December 6th

Friend: Oh makes sense

by Truthgiver6877 June 1, 2020

December 15

The best day ever! usually a day you go out with your friends or your family, the actual best day ever and you have to agree.

Tim: hey wanna go out? you do know what day is it!
John: Yes! it’s December 15, let’s go to the theaters

by Marvelfan10 April 7, 2022

December 4th

Everyone stays silent during class

Teacher: “ what does slope continue? “

Class: * stays silent *

December 4th defines you should stay quiet all day

by Non yoooo December 3, 2019