The fetish of liking how the shape of your anal looks like. The closest thing I can use for metaphor is how people have some hobbies looking at a flower's anatomy and seeing it in an elegant way like taking pictures of a flower blooming except it's the anal.
The way this anal stretch and squeeze is exemplary as well as the curves it has just brings naught but happiness to a monsieur like mine especially as it stretch and squeeze like no others! OH HOW THIS ANAL BLOOM!
by TrashIdiot February 10, 2021
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Get the anal crisp mug.When you shove as many baby chicks as you can into an asshole and dress your cock up like a coyote. The aim of the game is to hook as many chicks out the butthole by the neck with your coyote cock as you can before you drown the chicks with your sweet sweet cum nectar.
Man, Donald Trump's lookin' extra thiccc today, I'd give him a 10 chick anal chicken coop and get in there like Wile E coyote.
I gave Donny boy the ol' anal chicken coop, and you would not believe the size of the anal chandelier on that fucker.
I gave Donny boy the ol' anal chicken coop, and you would not believe the size of the anal chandelier on that fucker.
by Nickel Shucker November 29, 2020
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Get the intense anal rape mug.Kind of similar to being a bitch about something, like insisting upon a technicality or a stupid opinion. Not related to anal sex.
Yeah, man? My favorite game is shitty and repetitive? I mean, your favorite game is just shooting eachother, standing on a thing or taking a thing over and over and yet the community is treating it like their grandma slowly dying because the creators can't get their shit together, if we're being anal about it.
by Procedural Jigglebone July 11, 2024
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Get the anal butt trench mug.Sticking a rigid item into the ass and then balancing ones entire weight on said item Ones body lays in a traditional horizontal planking stance perpendicular to the anally inserted item to be considered anal planking
"Damn Jimmy! Have you been working out? Your ass looks amazing!"
"Actually I take 15 minutes everyday for anal planking. Clenching the cheeks to keep from being impailed through your rectum is the most effective workout!"
"Actually I take 15 minutes everyday for anal planking. Clenching the cheeks to keep from being impailed through your rectum is the most effective workout!"
by moosedjelly February 6, 2025
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