National send tits day

July 11 send a pic of your tits to anyone

Its July 11 national send tits day

by Bigpapi84 July 10, 2019

Mother Fucking Bitch Tits

Used to describe extreme anger.

-Hey, I fucked your girlfriend last night.
-Mother fucking bitch tits!!!

by ExanimateErika February 24, 2011

Stoke-on-Trent tit fuck

The sexual act of a man sticking his erect penis between a woman’s tits then stapling the chosen tits together therefor securing the penis between the tits. A lubricant of some sort is then applied ( usually WD-40 or fairy liquid) and the male proceeds to fuck the shit out of them tits

Fucking hell last night I had a oatcake and gave carol a traditional Stoke-on-Trent tit fuck.

by The holy prince. Dinklewit April 17, 2020

National Tit Grab Month

In the month of november you can grab any girl or guys tits. it’s national tit grab month!

did u grab her tits? obviously it’s national tit grab month!

by rectumlicker November 1, 2019

Fart Shit Tit Boob

Someone thats two of the same thing that is equally bad or retarded

She has a flat butt and a big nose. What a fart shit tit boob

by Evan the fat fuck April 23, 2017

shit on my fucking tits

An exclamation expressing extreme disappointment in the most serious degree.

"Hey man, your bus just left without you! You're going to get fired yo!"

"Well shit on my fucking tits!"

by Durpadurkader September 24, 2017

Suck your mum tits

British offensive
used when expressing anger.

Go and suck your mum tits

by Jim54378 May 12, 2019