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Mexican Melee

When Donald Trump and Sylvester Stallone play as Bowser and attempt to kill Luigi, but instead end up killing themselves.
My friend and I attempted to try Mexican Melee in Super Smash Brothers Melee for the Ninendo Gamecube and lost horribly. He killed himself later.
by HueydeeHueydeeJudas October 17, 2017
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Mexican haircut

That shit type of haircut you are forced to get for 15 dollars at a barber and end up getting a fuck ton of that chemical that gives you a lot of acne and shit . It is especially awful if you get it before a first day of school because then everyone would be telling you how you be built like a coconut and then at the end of day your parents to go you and say, "at more a mi presosio bebe". FUCK OFF!!!!!!!!
Billy: *gets a Mexican haircut*
Barber: "do you like how you look?" while handing over the dollar store mirror

Billy: "yes", *even though he hates it but can't say that because of the amount of anxiety and lack of social interaction he has*
by Albertoh5 August 27, 2020
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Mexican Coleslaw

When a woman rides a guy and right as he’s about to cum she farts and cups the Fart in her hand and makes him smell it.
She gave Zach a Mexican coleslaw in return for yelling at her yesterday.
by Barnabus Collins May 8, 2021
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Mexican jumping Jack

Standing in a wide stance, Excreting violent diarrhea while singing "la cucaracha." Sometimes accomplished whilst doing actual jumping jacks.
"he was the first man to accomplish a full Mexican jumping Jack, the ruiner of hotel deposits. "
by Jkjk806 August 4, 2021
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MEXICAN BANE

WHEN A GUY IS SCREWING ANOTHER GENTLEMAN IN THE ASSHOLE AND THE RECEIVING GENTLE CLIMAXES INTO A TUBE ATTACHED TO A MASK THAT THE GIVER IS WEARING.
I have a some dried semen on my nose from Todd giving me a Mexican Bane last night.
by The American Joker May 13, 2022
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mexican autism

I drop my kid and they ended having Mexican autism>
I dropped Edwin and he ended up having Mexican autism
by Antony C December 1, 2020
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mexican

Donald Trump giving Mexican a favor:"I will build a great wall -- and nobody builds walls better than me, believe me --and I'll build them very inexpensively. I will build a great, great wall on our southern border, and I will make Mexico pay for that wall. Mark my words."
by Daufq da Gamer May 7, 2017
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