wet camper

When you get drunk, pass out, and your friends pees the bed.

Tilly became a wet camper on her wedding night when she passed out next to her friend Steve and he peed on her.

by D-low800 November 22, 2022

whataburger wet wipe

When you eat a big gothic Mexican chicks ass in the bathroom of a whataburger in Austin Texas and use your Texas toast from you patty melt to wipe the poo-jaculate off of your face.

Credit to Jason vest on instagram

Big gothic Mexican chick: so what were you thinking for lunch?
Me: I’m really craving a whataburger wet wipe.

by Certified_ForkLift_operator January 10, 2024

whataburger wet wipe

A whataburger wet wipe is when you eat a big Gothic Mexican chick's ass in the bathroom of a whataburger in Austin, Texas, and use your texas toast from your patty melt to wipe the poo-jaculate off your face.

"Hey babe, I wanna try a whataburger wet wipe, you down?"
"Sure, what is that though?"

by Joji_666 February 13, 2024

wet mitten

When someone's boring and makes no impression they're a real wet mitten.

Wow, that guy is a wet mitten alright.

by MrsMittens January 30, 2017

Wetted

The past tense of wet according to my friend.

Unless you wetted your hair you would not be able to do that.

by SomeOne4421 December 7, 2017

wet shaft

When someone licks their finger like a wet Willy but sticks it down a man’s urethra.

Jerry “Yo he’s naked in the shower sleeping give him a wet shaft”

Danial “AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH”

by Ryguy18287491 September 22, 2022

wet donkey kick

When you swing your dong so hard it kicks somebody

Bro that wild wet donkey kick

by Hee hee45 January 27, 2023