Are you there God? It's me, Margaret.

1. Another term for paying a prostitute
2. An abnoxious person
3. A title of book by Judy Blume

1. "Dude! I forgot my wallet at home and I can't Are you there God? It's me, Margaret. Can you lend me some cash?"
2. "Lesley is such an Are you there God? It's me, Margaret."
3. "'Are you there God? It's me, Margaret' is one of the worst books I've ever read."

by Shaweena January 19, 2009

goshiki obsessive disorder (GOD)

Goshiki Obsessive Disorder (GOD) means that you would have a habit of heavily giving all your unconditional love to him. Signs of the disorder include; talking about him endlessly, simping over him (etc)

1. Date Tech has recently found out that their setter had Goshiki Obsessive Disorder (GOD), when they stumbled across pictures of Goshiki Tsutomu on their setter’s phone.

2. Author found out she had (GOD) after buying 50 body pillows of Goshiki Tsutomu.

by tsxkishima_txdxshi May 21, 2021

writing a god damn check

Going to a movie and the line is being held up by a lady writing a check.

My friend yells writing a god damn check.

by Kuehlstein February 18, 2018

good morning and god bless

When you shit, drink coffee, and eat breakfast on the toilet.

Hila, what do you just open the door on people when they're taking a shit. I'm doing a good morning and god bless.

by Nippalodian April 07, 2018

Good Morning and God-bless

When you shit, drink coffee, and eat breakfast on the toilet.

I can't go on without a Good Morning and God-bless at the start of my day.

by QuiteSpicy April 16, 2018

Good Morning and God Bless

The act of drinking coffee & eating breakfast while taking a shit.

"Ethan, I need the bathroom. What are you doing?"
"Good Morning and God bless, Hila"

by thewarragulman April 07, 2018

Putting my faith in god

To not pullout during sex. Including when she’s on the pill.

“Last night I was with my girlfriend and things got wild and I was putting my faith in god because she’s on the pill and now I’m nervous.”

by PanteraRules666 June 07, 2019